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Njung'e
#61 Posted : Sunday, March 29, 2015 10:59:27 AM
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CLK wrote:
washiku wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e]

You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny.
Very shallow!
Shame on you Shame on you


Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you!Shame on you


Shock my sh*t?
Bull-crap!



You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ala...Hata @Guka ni gynae?


Eeeh, Ok I agree someone spiked his tea...




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Swenani
#62 Posted : Sunday, March 29, 2015 12:02:42 PM
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luttz wrote:
@ Kiterunner, once upon a time a girlfriend who wanted your kid would never push you to it. She will readily accept use of condoms and once you start snoring after you are done with biz, she will remove the loaded thing, place it in a freezer and thereafter do the needful. Years down the line, you will confidently face her in court and request for DNA; shock on yousmile.


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sparkly
#63 Posted : Sunday, March 29, 2015 10:26:36 PM
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Money Whisperer wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going

hii swali ni ya muhimu sana inafaa ijibiwe


Same way they collect the urine/poop sample. Give the testee a bottle and tell him to take back a sample. Up to the patient to know how to obtain it and whose help to seek Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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mchuuzi
#64 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 3:14:13 PM
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Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help.
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radio
#65 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 3:39:08 PM
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mchuuzi wrote:
Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help.


Where is that?
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Impunity
#66 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 3:48:28 PM
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mchuuzi wrote:
Gosh you guys are so mean what kind of advise is this infertility is a depressing issue .Tell him to visit Mediheal hospital parklands he will get help.


Why is none recommending kwero eggs? I wonder yet they had healed many!
Sad Sad Sad
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Impunity
#67 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 3:55:36 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e]

You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny.
Very shallow!
Shame on you Shame on you


Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you!Shame on you


Shock my sh*t?
Bull-crap!



You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you?


How does that compare to the yellow diarrheal sh*t your mother splashed on your damn crooked face while she was delivering you alone in the abandoned pit latrine?

By the way why did your mother always sh*t while delivering hopeless kids?She must have had one BIG loose *sshole.

ION:I didnt see this earlier!
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Euge
#68 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 3:57:58 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going

hii swali ni ya muhimu sana inafaa ijibiwe


Same way they collect the urine/poop sample. Give the testee a bottle and tell him to take back a sample. Up to the patient to know how to obtain it and whose help to seek Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


So one can take the sample the following morning after seeking help at night?
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Lord, thank you!
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Impunity
#69 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 4:04:37 PM
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If you take the sample at say 6am during morning nglorey then you get stuck in some kideroh traffic and arrive in Nairobi hospital at 10am, all the samples collected would be DEAD-ON-ARRIVAL.
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Njung'e
#70 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 4:20:36 PM
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@impunity,

My mother is your grandmother you stupid son!
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