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Gov Kidero Please BAN Animals on our Roads
kysse
#61 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:44:20 PM
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masukuma wrote:
simonkabz wrote:


I honestly see no big deal with innocent cows visiting the city. I saw Buffalos, monkeys and a Million dogs in the streets of Hyderabad and Mumbai! Wawachane na wamaasai wetu.

The way Nairobians are losing their cool nowadays over trivial stuff Laughing out loudly Nimeona huko kupigwa kofi ni any minute eish!

ni maringo! tunajifanya developed world! waambie kikiumana nyasi za JKIA zitakulwa na ng'ombe za wamaasai! wacha tuendelee kutake our cattle for granted... we are one of the few countries i know where beef is cheap!



Ah ah ,this is Juche speaking.....

Do we have city standards? or what qualifies NBO as a city,Cattle dips?
Cows have now taken to mating on the streets during rush hour. I bet they are also in a rush to mate cz they walk all day long with no rest.

KAA can cut all that grass, put it in bales and sell to the herders huko mbali. Take the grass to the cows, not the cows to the grass.smile

It's also insensitive to compare animals in India to those living elsewhere because they are supposedly their 'reincarnated ancestors and their laws are created to accomodate them so no one complains.Infact they are 'gods'

Lastly a no of European countries eat Pork because it's cheaper than beef.But you won't find Pork advertising itself on the streets of Hamburg,Verona or Vienna.By the way Sukuma,are you implying that cows have rights on our roads because beef is cheap?

How about the vegeterians rights?

simonkabz
#62 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:17:55 PM
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kysse wrote:
masukuma wrote:
simonkabz wrote:


I honestly see no big deal with innocent cows visiting the city. I saw Buffalos, monkeys and a Million dogs in the streets of Hyderabad and Mumbai! Wawachane na wamaasai wetu.

The way Nairobians are losing their cool nowadays over trivial stuff Laughing out loudly Nimeona huko kupigwa kofi ni any minute eish!

ni maringo! tunajifanya developed world! waambie kikiumana nyasi za JKIA zitakulwa na ng'ombe za wamaasai! wacha tuendelee kutake our cattle for granted... we are one of the few countries i know where beef is cheap!



Ah ah ,this is Juche speaking.....

Do we have city standards? or what qualifies NBO as a city,Cattle dips?
Cows have now taken to mating on the streets during rush hour. I bet they are also in a rush to mate cz they walk all day long with no rest.

KAA can cut all that grass, put it in bales and sell to the herders huko mbali. Take the grass to the cows, not the cows to the grass.smile

It's also insensitive to compare animals in India to those living elsewhere because they are supposedly their 'reincarnated ancestors and their laws are created to accomodate them so no one complains.Infact they are 'gods'

Lastly a no of European countries eat Pork because it's cheaper than beef.But you won't find Pork advertising itself on the streets of Hamburg,Verona or Vienna.By the way Sukuma,are you implying that cows have rights on our roads because beef is cheap?

How about the vegeterians rights?


Niwambia kwagana

I also want to see those mating cows Drool
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Swenani
#63 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:36:08 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
kysse wrote:
masukuma wrote:
simonkabz wrote:


I honestly see no big deal with innocent cows visiting the city. I saw Buffalos, monkeys and a Million dogs in the streets of Hyderabad and Mumbai! Wawachane na wamaasai wetu.

The way Nairobians are losing their cool nowadays over trivial stuff Laughing out loudly Nimeona huko kupigwa kofi ni any minute eish!

ni maringo! tunajifanya developed world! waambie kikiumana nyasi za JKIA zitakulwa na ng'ombe za wamaasai! wacha tuendelee kutake our cattle for granted... we are one of the few countries i know where beef is cheap!



Ah ah ,this is Juche speaking.....

Do we have city standards? or what qualifies NBO as a city,Cattle dips?
Cows have now taken to mating on the streets during rush hour. I bet they are also in a rush to mate cz they walk all day long with no rest.

KAA can cut all that grass, put it in bales and sell to the herders huko mbali. Take the grass to the cows, not the cows to the grass.smile

It's also insensitive to compare animals in India to those living elsewhere because they are supposedly their 'reincarnated ancestors and their laws are created to accomodate them so no one complains.Infact they are 'gods'

Lastly a no of European countries eat Pork because it's cheaper than beef.But you won't find Pork advertising itself on the streets of Hamburg,Verona or Vienna.By the way Sukuma,are you implying that cows have rights on our roads because beef is cheap?

How about the vegeterians rights?


Niwambia kwagana

I also want to see those mating cows Drool


Those cows on the streets the reason tourists come to visit
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Rankaz13
#64 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:37:58 PM
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Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
reporting live. 3 cows at GM crossing the road.

That area has a flyover ama?

You want the cows to use the flyovers? Pray


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kysse
#65 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:43:37 PM
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There's a masai dude (a 20yr old with 3 wives),who sells maize by the roadside plus other stuff from his stall.
On this particular day,after lighting his jiko,arranging everything,sweeping his workplace and leaving some maize on the grill to roast,he dashed back to the court to get some water from a shopkeeper.

I promised to keep an eye on his stuff, as I was waited for our car.
And then the herd came,so I took off to pave way.
The silly cows ate everything in that stall including his hot,roasted maize,cigarettes,sweets and gum!

I felt so bad and guilty that day.

They eat everything they can find Mr.Kidero, including mitumba clothes,paper adverts! I am scared that they will soon eat us if they haven't done so already.
Rankaz13
#66 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:51:05 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
Niwambia kwagana

I also want to see those mating cows Drool


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Ngong
#67 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:58:45 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Niwambia kwagana

I also want to see those mating cows Drool


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Just understand, it's very dry outside Nairobi, iko shida and very little hope for herders
simonkabz
#68 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 11:03:18 PM
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kysse wrote:
There's a masai dude (a 20yr old with 3 wives),who sells maize by the roadside plus other stuff from his stall.
On this particular day,after lighting his jiko,arranging everything,sweeping his workplace and leaving some maize on the grill to roast,he dashed back to the court to get some water from a shopkeeper.

I promised to keep an eye on his stuff, as I was waited for our car.
And then the herd came,so I took off to pave way.
The silly cows ate everything in that stall including his hot,roasted maize,cigarettes,sweets and gum!

I felt so bad and guilty that day.

They eat everything they can find Mr.Kidero, including mitumba clothes,paper adverts! I am scared that they will soon eat us if they haven't done so already.

Pooh!

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kysse
#69 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 11:17:28 PM
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@kabz the sooner you return the word 'eat' back to its original meaning the better.smile

Now you have given fodder to the suspects.

Wacha nihepe.
simonkabz
#70 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 11:24:29 PM
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kysse wrote:
@kabz the sooner you return the word 'eat' back to its original meaning the better.smile

Now you have given fodder to the suspects.

Wacha nihepe.

He he he leo uko na maneno. Kessy, what is 'disturbing' you today? Im sure it is not cows! smile
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