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washiku
#61 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:25:56 AM
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washiku
#62 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:28:19 AM
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Buster
#63 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:34:10 AM
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washiku wrote:

The best....
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freiks
#64 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:34:13 AM
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washiku wrote:

This one I love it.....
Life is an endless adventure
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simonkabz
#65 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:18:47 AM
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RAO wiii soon be the president of Kenya. The P is silent.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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dunkang
#66 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:29:13 AM
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This is a funny fact:-

Ms Peris Pesi Tobiko has become the first
Maasai woman to be elected MP after she won the Kajiado East constituency on Wednesday. Ms Tobiko triumphed despite being “cursed” at one time by Maasai elders after she beat seven TNA aspirants in the primaries.

The elders said it was against tradition for
women to eye leadership positions and
threatened to put a curse on anyone who
supported her bid.

Ms Tobiko had earlier decamped from ODM
and joined TNA after officials in that party told her that a woman’s candidature would not sell in Maasai land.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Wendz
#67 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:35:24 AM
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dunkang wrote:
This is a funny fact:-

Ms Peris Pesi Tobiko has become the first
Maasai woman to be elected MP after she won the Kajiado East constituency on Wednesday. Ms Tobiko triumphed despite being “cursed” at one time by Maasai elders after she beat seven TNA aspirants in the primaries.

The elders said it was against tradition for
women to eye leadership positions and
threatened to put a curse on anyone who
supported her bid.

Ms Tobiko had earlier decamped from ODM
and joined TNA after officials in that party told her that a woman’s candidature would not sell in Maasai land.


true.... and i believe she won not because of Maasai votes, but, apart from what she holds between the ears, the "urban" and sympathy votes.
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simonkabz
#68 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:50:35 AM
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Impunity wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Nani huyu? Wapi mawinder?

The people hired to drive the campaign vehicles and to provide security for one of
the candidates in the race for Nairobi women
representative were
overheard badmouthing her
everywhere she went on her
campaigns. The drivers and
bodyguards accused the
woman of 'bad manners'
which included drinking
herself into a stupor and
getting intimate with whoever
was 'willing and available."


Manzi.


Ati atia!! Avai!
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simonkabz
#69 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:53:12 AM
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Ati Jubilee inachapa CORD at their home ground 'Analogue'.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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simonkabz
#70 Posted : Thursday, March 07, 2013 12:02:00 PM
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Wendz wrote:
C&P

Julie : Why did THE CHICKEN cross the road??

DIDA: Its about time we started teaching Chicken the values of NOT crossing roads. Its better to stay on one side of the road than the other. Suppose it was knocked down by a speeding car! What would it have said? Thats the kind of Chicken that would vote for Waititu.

KIYAPI: It depends with WHERE the chicken was going. Crossing the road is NOT the end of the story. I resigned from the Education Ministry to fight for the rights of Everyone! Chickens included! If a chicken wants to cross the road,let it cross the road! Thats what my party RBK stands for!

UHURU: The JUBILEE government will ensure a 24-hour Economy where a chicken will NOT have to cross ANY road in search for jobs. I will create jobs right where the chicken is standing...And the ONLY time a chicken leaves the work station,is maybe when its going to answer charges at the ICC.

KENNETH: I was born in Bahati. We used to call it,"Bahaa....." ,I went to Starehe,where we used to eat chicken every weekend. And am sorry,I think we ate that chicken too.Anyway,dont worry, My Government will create another chicken within the first 100 days...

MUDAVADI: Did YOU mention a CHICKEN?? Julie Gichuru,did You JUST mention a chicken?? Wait,Is that chicken here??! Am sorry but I think we are NOT supposed to be discussing a chicken. We should be EATING it!

KARUA: I believe in Integrity. I pushed so hard for that chicken to stay ON one side of the road. But the two principals failed to convince their troops to stop the chicken from crossing. The constitution is clear on the role of chickens. And My government will NOT only bring back the chicken,I wil also close down that road!

RAILA: Chickens are just chickens. That is the kind of chicken that owns huge tracts of land on the other side of the road! As a chicken,I believe You should stay in one place! Not crossing roads every now and then! You cant lay eggs through Skype.

MUITE: The Safina Government will get down to the bottom of the matter! You cannot convince Me,or any rational Kenyan,that that chicken was acting alone! NO! That chicken must have been sent by other chickens! You cannot tell me that other chickens were NOT aware that that chicken was crossing the road! Of course they were! And am NOT holding brief for that chicken,but My Government will investigate the matter and include more chickens in this whole 'Road-Crossing' Scandal!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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