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Fyatu
#561 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 10:33:57 AM
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These are the jokes

Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
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Fyatu
#562 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 10:36:01 AM
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more jokes

Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
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Fyatu
#563 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 10:59:52 AM
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Meanwhile in county 003 which has not received favours from national govt in the past 7 years delivered this roads using devolution money. Should the people of county 020 be celebrating an upgrade of a dirt-road to another dirt-road?




Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
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murchr
#564 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:04:46 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
Murchr, yes commuters did try to use trains. See what one Johnstone Katuku experienced
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I tried to be clever and decided to use the train to Syokimau. It was so full that even turning required consensus from other passengers. Then the train broke down before Makadara and it took 3 hours to repair it. And all that time tulikuwa tu kajavelin (standing,holding on the metal bars). There's just no escape. Trump was probably right about us.


Seems like he was alone in the train
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Fyatu
#565 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:11:48 AM
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Another peoples republic county that has not received Jubilee perks. What you see here is pure devolution money.












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mpobiz
#566 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:18:19 AM
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What do you mean by saying jockes ?
Look at those two roads. Are they not smoother than most of the roads in nairobi?
It also means you can take your Toyota 110 home in any season . It's only that this roads needs more regular maintenance but they serve their purpose which is faster transportation than before.
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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alma1
#567 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:19:50 AM
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Wahh! Pikshas are really worth 1000 words.

Kilifi? I'm shocked.

In Central, the only leaders they elect talk about

1. Raila
2. Raila
3. Ruto
4. Raila
5. Pombe Haramu
6. Raila

Everyone in Central is saved. "Jeso ni mwadhani wakwa".

In 10 years time after they kumira kumira for "luto", the place shall be a dump.

Note the amount of matope you find in commuter rides from Central vs Ukambani buses every morning.
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?
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Fyatu
#568 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:35:32 AM
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alma1 wrote:
Wahh! Pikshas are really worth 1000 words.

Kilifi? I'm shocked.

In Central, the only leaders they elect talk about

1. Raila
2. Raila
3. Ruto
4. Raila
5. Pombe Haramu
6. Raila

Everyone in Central is saved. "Jeso ni mwadhani wakwa".

In 10 years time after they kumira kumira for "luto", the place shall be a dump.

Note the amount of matope you find in commuter rides from Central vs Ukambani buses every morning.



Don't underestimate that shortman called H.E. Kingi. Whenever you hear some governors asking for more money just know they have serious solid plans. Whenever you hear Jumuiya ya kaunti za Pwani asking to secede just know they know what they are talking about. As i said, Joho is not a regular D- minus guy that we have been brainwashed to think he is. These are serious fellows laying brick and mortar for the benefit of their people.

As for the thurakus/siafus of kumira kumira fame...wacha wakule jeuri yao and their mediocre leaders. The pattern is clear...education hawawezi(refer to KCPE,KCSE in the past 10yrs), Devolution money is nowhere to be seen...hata a shed for bodaboda and muguka traders hakuna, culture hakuna, mashamba hakuna, Uhuru is going home and the 40 years in exile eating locusts are beckoning. Hata Duale and his people wanajipanga
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simonkabz
#569 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 11:53:59 AM
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Fyatu wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Wahh! Pikshas are really worth 1000 words.

Kilifi? I'm shocked.

In Central, the only leaders they elect talk about

1. Raila
2. Raila
3. Ruto
4. Raila
5. Pombe Haramu
6. Raila

Everyone in Central is saved. "Jeso ni mwadhani wakwa".

In 10 years time after they kumira kumira for "luto", the place shall be a dump.

Note the amount of matope you find in commuter rides from Central vs Ukambani buses every morning.



Don't underestimate that shortman called H.E. Kingi. Whenever you hear some governors asking for more money just know they have serious solid plans. Whenever you hear Jumuiya ya kaunti za Pwani asking to secede just know they know what they are talking about. As i said, Joho is not a regular D- minus guy that we have been brainwashed to think he is. These are serious fellows laying brick and mortar for the benefit of their people.

As for the thurakus/siafus of kumira kumira fame...wacha wakule jeuri yao and their mediocre leaders. The pattern is clear...education hawawezi(refer to KCPE,KCSE in the past 10yrs), Devolution money is nowhere to be seen...hata a shed for bodaboda and muguka traders hakuna, culture hakuna, mashamba hakuna, Uhuru is going home and the 40 years in exile eating locusts are beckoning. Hata Duale and his people wanajipanga


Umetumulika sana na kuna ka ukweli. For some reason, idiots rule mt Kenya regions. Culture is nearly dead but its slowy creeping back, mdogo mdogo. I think being uncultured leaves people exposed to so much filth and they cannot even save themselves.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Fyatu
#570 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 12:26:01 PM
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Location: Nakuru
simonkabz wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Wahh! Pikshas are really worth 1000 words.

Kilifi? I'm shocked.

In Central, the only leaders they elect talk about

1. Raila
2. Raila
3. Ruto
4. Raila
5. Pombe Haramu
6. Raila

Everyone in Central is saved. "Jeso ni mwadhani wakwa".

In 10 years time after they kumira kumira for "luto", the place shall be a dump.

Note the amount of matope you find in commuter rides from Central vs Ukambani buses every morning.



Don't underestimate that shortman called H.E. Kingi. Whenever you hear some governors asking for more money just know they have serious solid plans. Whenever you hear Jumuiya ya kaunti za Pwani asking to secede just know they know what they are talking about. As i said, Joho is not a regular D- minus guy that we have been brainwashed to think he is. These are serious fellows laying brick and mortar for the benefit of their people.

As for the thurakus/siafus of kumira kumira fame...wacha wakule jeuri yao and their mediocre leaders. The pattern is clear...education hawawezi(refer to KCPE,KCSE in the past 10yrs), Devolution money is nowhere to be seen...hata a shed for bodaboda and muguka traders hakuna, culture hakuna, mashamba hakuna, Uhuru is going home and the 40 years in exile eating locusts are beckoning. Hata Duale and his people wanajipanga


Umetumulika sana na kuna ka ukweli. For some reason, idiots rule mt Kenya regions. Culture is nearly dead but its slowy creeping back, mdogo mdogo. I think being uncultured leaves people exposed to so much filth and they cannot even save themselves.



Don't get me wrong.My aim is for a positive outcome.
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