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Why do you visit wazua... a roll call
aemathenge
#81 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 1:41:04 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Impunity wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Impunity, on this post, I come in Peace and wave a white flag.

Man to man, I seek your counsel.

I would love to hear your version of what you once did to really make a woman smile, or happy.

I do not jest or seek to ridicule you in any way.

I do not speak about your mom, or sister, or any close relative.

Just a Lady who was or is special to you.

Prove the Administrator and the rest of us wrong in this one instance.

If you may, please indulge me.


It depends on their age and class.

If you eye the average lasses who will fall on their knees and say "dhenks" if you tell them their skirt fit very well when you actually know they look like a dressed donkey then we cannot discuss anything.

A lady in her late 20s who is excited by red shoes and red handbags is just good for nothing but pounding to pulp...kandahar style.

Very well.

I am interested in YOUR preferred age group and choice of class.

That Lady whose skirt actually fits well, in YOUR opinion.

I am interested in discussing soberly about what you actually did (do) for this lady (Ladies) you hold in great esteem.

I repeat, this time, I come in peace and with a genuine interest in discovering how to treat a Lady of Class.
washiku
#82 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 1:51:35 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
masukuma wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
To check if 'my' @swenani is alive d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!




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Taurrus
#83 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 2:22:12 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 8/25/2015
Posts: 839
Location: Kite
aemathenge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
@Impunity, on this post, I come in Peace and wave a white flag.

Man to man, I seek your counsel.

I would love to hear your version of what you once did to really make a woman smile, or happy.

I do not jest or seek to ridicule you in any way.

I do not speak about your mom, or sister, or any close relative.

Just a Lady who was or is special to you.

Prove the Administrator and the rest of us wrong in this one instance.

If you may, please indulge me.


It depends on their age and class.

If you eye the average lasses who will fall on their knees and say "dhenks" if you tell them their skirt fit very well when you actually know they look like a dressed donkey then we cannot discuss anything.

A lady in her late 20s who is excited by red shoes and red handbags is just good for nothing but pounding to pulp...kandahar style.

Very well.

I am interested in YOUR preferred age group and choice of class.

That Lady whose skirt actually fits well, in YOUR opinion.

I am interested in discussing soberly about what you actually did (do) for this lady (Ladies) you hold in great esteem.

I repeat, this time, I come in peace and with a genuine interest in discovering how to treat a Lady of Class.

smile smile hard to understand what you are asking! use @gukas simple language!
tycho
#84 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 3:10:03 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
@aem, your question on what to do for/to(?) a woman of class is intriguing.

Especially if the objects you're querying about are shoes and hand bags. That is, consumerist items.

In a way, it negates the 'class' of the woman. She becomes a mass product.

Don't worry; it's just roll call business. tycho's mind needs some workout.
aemathenge
#85 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 4:30:34 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Taurrus wrote:
smile smile hard to understand what you are asking! use @gukas simple language!

Guka like girl

Guka buy girl red handbag.

Girl happy she take handbag even to office.

Does Taurrus like girl?

What does Taurrus do for girl?

girl equals woman, lady, wife, sweetheart, sponsee, et al.
aemathenge
#86 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 4:39:51 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
tycho wrote:
@aem, your question on what to do for/to(?) a woman of class is intriguing.

Especially if the objects you're querying about are shoes and hand bags. That is, consumerist items.

In a way, it negates the 'class' of the woman. She becomes a mass product.

Don't worry; it's just roll call business. tycho's mind needs some workout.

We are living
in a material world
and I am a material girl
.......


by: Madonna

How do you show a woman you like/love/respect you appreciate her?

Men have started wars for a woman.

Rumor has it that Egerton University was build for a woman.

14 of February has been reserved to show the women we love how we love them.

How does @Tycho IV show the woman he loves he loves her?
aemathenge
#87 Posted : Friday, January 20, 2017 5:08:18 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Quote:
"Buy Me A Rose"

He works hard to give her all he thinks she wants
But it tears her apart ‘cause nothing’s for her heart
He pulls in late to wake her up with a kiss goodnight
If he could only read her mind, she’d say

Buy me a rose
call me from work
Open a door for me, what would it hurt
Show me you love me by the look in your eyes
These are the little things
I need the most in my life


Now the days have grown to years of feelin’ all alone
As she sits and wonders if all she’s doin’ is wrong
‘Cause lately she’d try anything just to turn his head
Would it make a difference if she said, if she said

Buy me a rose
call me from work
Open a door for me, what would it hurt
Show me you love me by the look in your eyes
These are the little things
I need the most in my life


And the more that he lives the less that he tries
To show her the love that he holds inside
And the more that she gives the more that he sees
This is the story of you…and me


So I bought you a rose
on the way home from work
To open the door to a heart that I hurt
And I hope you notice this look in my eyes
‘Cause I’m gonna make things right for the rest of your life
And I’m gonna hold you tonight, tonight
Do all those little things for the rest of your life
aemathenge
#88 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 2:46:45 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
...aaahhh. These should do.


obiero
#89 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 8:21:48 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/23/2009
Posts: 13,499
Location: nairobi
aemathenge wrote:
Anti_Burglar wrote:
majimaji wrote:

some come to aggravate others



Anyone who comes here looking for love and sympathy needs to get offline and interact with real people in their lives.

Not if I look as black and as thin as the current coca cola advert girl.

@aemathenge that lady is pretty

HF 30,000 ABP 3.49; KQ 414,100 ABP 7.92; MTN 23,800 ABP 6.45
aemathenge
#90 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 10:13:34 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Anti_Burglar wrote:
majimaji wrote:

some come to aggravate others



Anyone who comes here looking for love and sympathy needs to get offline and interact with real people in their lives.

Not if I look as black and as thin as the current coca cola advert girl.

@aemathenge that lady is pretty



A M E N !
tycho
#91 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 10:17:00 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.

aemathenge
#92 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 10:36:54 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
tycho wrote:
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.


In that regard, she is lucky to have you.

If you please, what thing of beauty have you made her recently?

How does she go about expressing her appreciation?

On second thoughts, ignore the second question. It is Sabbath.
tycho
#93 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 10:47:11 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.


In that regard, she is lucky to have you.

If you please, what thing of beauty have you made her recently?

How does she go about expressing her appreciation?

On second thoughts, ignore the second question. It is Sabbath.


A recent thing of beauty has been a meal.

Her expression of gratitude is a mystery. I see it in unexpected times, places and forms, and that's when I'm really contemplative. Otherwise it escapes me.

Why sabbath? Pastor Bueglar has put you on gag orders?
aemathenge
#94 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:16:23 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
tycho wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.


In that regard, she is lucky to have you.

If you please, what thing of beauty have you made her recently?

How does she go about expressing her appreciation?

On second thoughts, ignore the second question. It is Sabbath.


A recent thing of beauty has been a meal.

Her expression of gratitude is a mystery. I see it in unexpected times, places and forms, and that's when I'm really contemplative. Otherwise it escapes me.

Why sabbath? Pastor Bueglar has put you on gag orders?

My enamor has promised to say a prayer for me while she celebrates Sabbath at the Minster.

I seek to remain pure of thought, through avoiding imagination of what your enamor does for you in appreciation, until she is done.

The Place, the form or the time. That which turns you into a more contemplative being than your normal self must be phenomenon to behold.
tycho
#95 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 1:00:25 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.


In that regard, she is lucky to have you.

If you please, what thing of beauty have you made her recently?

How does she go about expressing her appreciation?

On second thoughts, ignore the second question. It is Sabbath.


A recent thing of beauty has been a meal.

Her expression of gratitude is a mystery. I see it in unexpected times, places and forms, and that's when I'm really contemplative. Otherwise it escapes me.

Why sabbath? Pastor Bueglar has put you on gag orders?

My enamor has promised to say a prayer for me while she celebrates Sabbath at the Minster.

I seek to remain pure of thought, through avoiding imagination of what your enamor does for you in appreciation, until she is done.

The Place, the form or the time. That which turns you into a more contemplative being than your normal self must be phenomenon to behold.


What's an impure thought; if it's made out of love? It's amazing what schooling does to our minds.

There's an injunction that one should neither be attached to the pleasurable, aversive to the painful or ugly, nor indifferent to the neutral.

So, it's something beyond sight, smell or touch that makes me contemplative. It's certainly not something about my love.

Neither her curves nor wit, class or skill.

Her expressions of gratitude, may be unenlightened and or slave like. What can they do to me?

I must be careful not to be deluded by 'twerks'.




aemathenge
#96 Posted : Sunday, January 22, 2017 4:03:14 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
tycho wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
tycho wrote:
@aem, the best thing I can do for my beloved, is to intensify my mental and spiritual training.

Then in the course of all this, make something beautiful for her with my hands.


In that regard, she is lucky to have you.

If you please, what thing of beauty have you made her recently?

How does she go about expressing her appreciation?

On second thoughts, ignore the second question. It is Sabbath.


A recent thing of beauty has been a meal.

Her expression of gratitude is a mystery. I see it in unexpected times, places and forms, and that's when I'm really contemplative. Otherwise it escapes me.

Why sabbath? Pastor Bueglar has put you on gag orders?

My enamor has promised to say a prayer for me while she celebrates Sabbath at the Minster.

I seek to remain pure of thought, through avoiding imagination of what your enamor does for you in appreciation, until she is done.

The Place, the form or the time. That which turns you into a more contemplative being than your normal self must be phenomenon to behold.


What's an impure thought; if it's made out of love? It's amazing what schooling does to our minds.

There's an injunction that one should neither be attached to the pleasurable, aversive to the painful or ugly, nor indifferent to the neutral.

So, it's something beyond sight, smell or touch that makes me contemplative. It's certainly not something about my love.

Neither her curves nor wit, class or skill.

Her expressions of gratitude, may be unenlightened and or slave like. What can they do to me?

I must be careful not to be deluded by 'twerks'.

Damn am good.

It is no mean fit to capture the four faces of @Tycho on one post.
aemathenge
#97 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2017 5:07:58 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Good evening Ms. twesha13,

I need your help and or advise.

You see, The Conqueror of my heart has sent me a blank message, twice, with a link to the image below.

She sent me a third message saying she sent the last two messages to me by mistake and that I should ignore them.

Now, in girl talk, what exactly does that mean?

Please indulge me if you would.

Am I in trouble?



Link:
Vallerrie
#98 Posted : Wednesday, February 01, 2017 6:40:09 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/1/2012
Posts: 290
To get info. Its like you guys know everything!
Swenani
#99 Posted : Wednesday, February 01, 2017 9:04:10 PM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,236
Location: Vacuum
Vallerrie wrote:
To get info. Its like you guys know everything!


Yes, incase you want to know sensitive confidential info write to
wazuafishmongeratgmaildotcom
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Gakware
#100 Posted : Friday, June 30, 2017 11:20:40 AM
Rank: New-farer


Joined: 2/9/2017
Posts: 65
Swenani wrote:
Vallerrie wrote:
To get info. Its like you guys know everything!


Yes, incase you want to know sensitive confidential info write to
wazuafishmongeratgmaildotcom

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