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Vallerrie
#41 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 9:15:35 AM
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This one time, my friends and I were headed for a road trip. I had on one of those strapless tube tops and I thought I looked cute.
As we were picking up the last guy somewhere along Mombasa road,I got out to hug him and the next thing I knew, my top was down to my navel!
PS:That dude has never stopped hitting on me since! And that was in 2010!
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Muheani
#42 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 9:29:09 AM
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Laughing out loudly @essyK.. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

me happened kidu before 8am on a sato...Sarit centre.

Not very many people then..actually seemed like i was the only one within.

So i take the lift to go up AAR fourth flr

Immediately lift closes i ease out some of the gas that gave me a sleepless night.

then Wa..2nd floor lift stops and in come a couple
...white .... then their eyes popped out and the lady went like"ei..ei...ei...ei..ei.. trying to stop the lift frm closing.

the next one flr drive to third flr before they chomokad running was like a drive from Nbi to Chalbi-Marsabit.

Haki i took sometime like wiping myself before i went in to AAR....



NOW,

I go into AAR, start registering to be seen, Ole wangu...kumbe the couple was coming in too.

They stay quite a ka-distance from me at the reception...then the man goes like ..."excuse me sir.. you don do that...no.no...you dont That again ..OK"... i guess i noded or something..sikuwa na sauti

Receptionist asked "what is it?...shook my head or something

Sauti came back only in the doctors room...

NEVER again...
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Impunity
#43 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 9:36:54 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Muheani wrote:
Laughing out loudly @essyK.. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

me happened kidu before 8am on a sato...Sarit centre.

Not very many people then..actually seemed like i was the only one within.

So i take the lift to go up AAR fourth flr

Immediately lift closes i ease out some of the gas that gave me a sleepless night.

then Wa..2nd floor lift stops and in come a couple
...white .... then their eyes popped out and the lady went like"ei..ei...ei...ei..ei.. trying to stop the lift frm closing.

the next one flr drive to third flr before they chomokad running was like a drive from Nbi to Chalbi-Marsabit.

Haki i took sometime like wiping myself before i went in to AAR....


I hope the AAR had an ambulance on the ready to take you to KNH theater.
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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Muheani
#44 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 9:42:39 AM
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Joined: 11/20/2009
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Impunity wrote:
Muheani wrote:
Laughing out loudly @essyK.. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

me happened kidu before 8am on a sato...Sarit centre.

Not very many people then..actually seemed like i was the only one within.

So i take the lift to go up AAR fourth flr

Immediately lift closes i ease out some of the gas that gave me a sleepless night.

then Wa..2nd floor lift stops and in come a couple
...white .... then their eyes popped out and the lady went like"ei..ei...ei...ei..ei.. trying to stop the lift frm closing.

the next one flr drive to third flr before they chomokad running was like a drive from Nbi to Chalbi-Marsabit.

Haki i took sometime like wiping myself before i went in to AAR....


I hope the AAR had an ambulance on the ready to take you to KNH theater.
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you



hehhe.. courtesy of some type of food taken at kosewes
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Muheani
#45 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 9:47:09 AM
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washiku
#46 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:37:51 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
essyk wrote:
There was this day when I was to pass by the bank to withdraw some cash before heading to my 'favorite supermarket'for shopping.

But my busy mind forgot to pass by the bank first and so I entered the supermarket assuming that I was loaded.
Picked the LARGEST cart and shopped WELL for almost an hour.Sad

On getting to the till it dawned on me that I DID NOT HAVE CASH! yet I was on queue with a full CART.Mine had infact the most goods.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hadi it was causing traffic.
Pretended to move along till I finally confessed at the till.'Sorry I 4got my money'.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
I excused myself saying I would be back.
Time didn't allow.

nite all.smile


Why not swipe the card?
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jguru
#47 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:04:51 PM
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One evening, I passed by somewhere. Dinner was cooked. Dinner + other niceties were served. The chic, jokingly, placed her panties into my pocket. Mchezo mchezo tu... I was well aware she did so and I intended to remove them from my trouser pocket before I left, but I forgot. So, since trousers are not washed after each wear, I hang them in the clothes cabinet when I got home. So, this day, I'm standing in front of a group of colleagues, doing some presentation on something. Then, I felt a sneeze coming on. So, instinctively, I placed my hand into my pocket to get my handkerchief, and out came some red lacy panties! Luckily, the colleagues were all male and we were all at the same job level, but they laughed until they cried. Some fell under the table because of laughter. For a long long time, I was heckled and taunted. On my birthday, they pooled some cash and bought me some Marks & Spencer boxers, so that I stop wearing ladies panties.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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gregory
#48 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:08:59 PM
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back in high school i had acquired a fetish for female underwear (clean). it so happened one time i had one of them ( a white one) in my school blazer. during the weekend, it was to be taken to the laundry for cleaning by my mum. my sister's blazer was also going to the laundry. guess what, i forgot to remove the panty and it went to the laundry. sure enough they found it and they alerted my mum for some strange coincidence, they thought it was from my sister's blazer. would you believe my sis was also convinced it was from her blazer. her onlylogical conclusion was that she had taken someone else's blazer and she was mortified!! Mungu ni mkubwaPray Pray Pray
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McReggae
#49 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:17:27 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
During my Campus Days: St. Pauls Catholic Church during sadaka, I was broke and only had two shillings to offer, when I was given the sadaka pouch, I put in my two shilling, kumbe the pouch had a zip that had not been closed and my two sillings tapakad on the floor making a lot of of noise and rolling all over the place, I was so embarrased!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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washiku
#50 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:19:26 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
During my Campus Days: St. Pauls Catholic Church during sadaka, I was broke and only had two shillings to offer, when I was given the sadaka pouch, I put in my two shilling, kumbe the pouch had a zip that had not been closed and my two sillings tapakad on the floor making a lot of of noise and rolling all over the place, I was so embarrased!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly The priest should have used you to give that sermon on the Woman who gave a few cents...
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