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DINING ETIQUETTE
lexx
#41 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 5:54:14 PM
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Laughing out loudly n the ETIQUETTE has began to turn to a comedy show
Impunity
#42 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 6:58:07 PM
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ralp_mutu wrote:
Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!


You have nailed there.
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Tebes
#43 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 7:02:41 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...And while meeting dignitaries from Mogadisho, use your hand and talk while your your mouth is full of spaghetti. Spray some of the spaghetti with your mouth on them as you talk. Don't forget to spit on the sink as many times as you possibly can. Anything outside this is considered lack of etiquette.


Add;
.......sneeze loud, blow hard with bare fingers then clear the throat hard and then spit again on the sink!!!Sad
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Lolest!
#44 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 7:45:58 PM
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Me thinks this mzungu eating is too complicated for nothing. Unakula kuku na haumalizi. Tunyama twingne tume baki huko katikati na unatuacha ati juu ya etiquette!...hakuna haaaja!

Nikikula mchele dondo sikuwangi na napkin na sijichafui. Nikila Kizungu nalazimishwa kuvaa kama kitoto kwa sababu ya ile stress ya kukula na vijichuma!

Halafu si mzungu ni mchafu? Sasa yuakula zile thigoji znakuliwa na supu na haoshi mkono!
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essyk
#45 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 9:44:30 PM
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usidharau etiquette.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Euge
#46 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 9:48:24 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ralp_mutu wrote:
Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!


You have nailed there.
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rock
#47 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 11:50:14 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Me thinks this mzungu eating is too complicated for nothing. Unakula kuku na haumalizi. Tunyama twingne tume baki huko katikati na unatuacha ati juu ya etiquette!...hakuna haaaja!

Nikikula mchele dondo sikuwangi na napkin na sijichafui. Nikila Kizungu nalazimishwa kuvaa kama kitoto kwa sababu ya ile stress ya kukula na vijichuma!

Halafu si mzungu ni mchafu? Sasa yuakula zile thigoji znakuliwa na supu na haoshi mkono!

Hehe..ati thigoji..enyewe,halafu amange kuku na fork & knife mbona?
rock
#48 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 11:55:20 PM
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Euge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ralp_mutu wrote:
Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!


You have nailed there.
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essyk
#49 Posted : Tuesday, August 28, 2012 12:01:06 AM
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The worst thing is,the very muzungu we are trying to ape will ask what the food served contains.
Mkenya na maringo would rather eat a shell than ask if it's edible.

Has anybody ever seen the way some people hold forks? na right hand kwanza then knife on the left?
U hold a fork like a forked jembe ni kama ur about to plough land.
And since you are right handed and the knife is on the left u end up using it to push food all over the plate.
Some in their so called sophistication attempt to cut meat off bone sending the knife or the piece of chicken to fly over to other people's tables or hit the floor.
Rip off that chicken with hands.That's why u washed hands.An it's the reason we have napkins.
The rest use fork an knife.
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wajuguna
#50 Posted : Tuesday, August 28, 2012 9:07:12 AM
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This obsession with foreign cultures is another testimony of the extent to how further we are ready to bend over to abandon our own. When you think about it, what is wrong with everybody eating their style so long as the basic manners are observed?
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