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Was meeting somebody one day for lunch and wanted to be at my best.Actually he had just landed in the country on transit.
So I wore this beautiful flowered white silky dress and felt like I was on top of the world.
BUT! I made the biggest mistake.
@Ladies, I wore white inside. meaning that everything was transparent.
You don't wear white inside when you have white outside.
It never crossed my mind till a workmate alerted me,at 9 am! and that was after nimetembeeeeeeeeea ofisini everybody saw me!!
Well what to do?
I thought of making a pant out of a black nylon paper bag I had carried samosa in and wearing it on top of my white one, but the smell of samosa!!
I had the nylon paper bag and masking tape on my desk designing a black nylon pantie at 9 am!

Thought about colouring the white pant with marker pen but I knew that would need 3 pens-.
Gosh where was paint? Nowhere to be found.
I couldn't focus, as there was no way I could stand up from my sit and walk!!! Depression started kicking in.
Finally,I threw all care out of the window and did what I had to do.-go jungle.phew.
Thought I had a solution.


Then time to go meet the person came and tadaaa!! that boring time of the month came the moment it clocked 1 pm.I felt like a forgotten Babylonian being punished by the Almighty.

Ok I don't want to elaborate more cz I got very stressed.
As if that was not enough,on my way to meeting the person,there were very strong winds which blew my dress up to the waist.Guess where! at the airport arrivals!! where the animal carvings are.
I don't know nilikosea Mungu wapi that day.

nite all




Kumbe it was you, that day. I wondered how you were showing your strongholds but now I understand.

@ symbols that one was disgusting.Had to delete.

No shame.It is called life.

Argh I used to bake a lot and sell like crazy gosh.But passion iliisha.
The same Juakali oven(economic)almost killed me through carbonmonoxide.I actually rem seeing cows in heaven after I passed out one evening.
I took the oven to my grandma to use for roasting maize.

One evening, I passed by somewhere. Dinner was cooked. Dinner + other niceties were served. The chic, jokingly, placed her panties into my pocket. Mchezo mchezo tu... I was well aware she did so and I intended to remove them from my trouser pocket before I left, but I forgot. So, since trousers are not washed after each wear, I hang them in the clothes cabinet when I got home. So, this day, I'm standing in front of a group of colleagues, doing some presentation on something. Then, I felt a sneeze coming on. So, instinctively, I placed my hand into my pocket to get my handkerchief, and out came some red lacy panties! Luckily, the colleagues were all male and we were all at the same job level, but they laughed until they cried. Some fell under the table because of laughter. For a long long time, I was heckled and taunted. On my birthday, they pooled some cash and bought me some Marks & Spencer boxers, so that I stop wearing ladies panties.

nope. but u just reminded me of an interview I went to without carrying a single paper.Not even my ID.
I carried an umbrella to the interview instead cz it was raining.

That's a story for another day but the HR will never forget me.

That's okay if it was a "Rain Shielder" vacancy.

Its good manners to take along a tissue at least