40. If we were late 5 minutes ago, 2 minutes ago, 1 minute ago, we are still late. Please don't remind me again.
41. I know what I'm doing while driving. Don't tell me when to swerve, stop, move etc. Don't ask me, "Do you see that car/person/pothole?" either.
42. Don't ask me why Arsenal are playing today and yet last week Man U eliminated them from the tournament. Also don't ask me why Barcelona are playing against Man U and yet last month I told you they are not in the EPL. If after all those years of explaining you still don't understand that there is a difference when it comes to EPL, CL, FA Cup etc, just enjoy today's game and count the goals!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.