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sparkly
#3671 Posted : Sunday, May 12, 2019 10:55:24 PM
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Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
My Tusker has a funny rotten egg smell. I think EABL Carbon Dioxide source has too much Hydrogen Sulphide.
Life is short. Live passionately.
tinker
#3672 Posted : Monday, May 13, 2019 7:35:32 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/15/2010
Posts: 455
Location: Nairobi
sparkly wrote:
My Tusker has a funny rotten egg smell. I think EABL Carbon Dioxide source has too much Hydrogen Sulphide.


Hydrogen Sulphide reminds me of High school Chemistry....many many years ago.

Be carefull, may be someone want to 'Makueni' you, Hon. George Thuo's stlye.
....He who began a good work in you will carry it on to completion..
sparkly
#3673 Posted : Friday, June 07, 2019 9:15:57 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
tinker wrote:
sparkly wrote:
My Tusker has a funny rotten egg smell. I think EABL Carbon Dioxide source has too much Hydrogen Sulphide.


Hydrogen Sulphide reminds me of High school Chemistry....many many years ago.

Be carefull, may be someone want to 'Makueni' you, Hon. George Thuo's stlye.


Then I came across this...

http://www.cofek.co.ke/i...-lager-please-read-this

There are quality control issues at the factory
Life is short. Live passionately.
hardwood
#3674 Posted : Thursday, June 20, 2019 11:03:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Now this will be a long night, I hope hakuna alcoblow.....



aemathenge
#3675 Posted : Friday, August 02, 2019 10:12:48 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Copy and Paste Extract

“You offered to buy me a drink.

You didn't offer to buy me a drink and f*** (screw) me.

I don't care if you've booked a room.

So shut up and let me drink.”


The comments on this post are simply to die for.

The ladies, in particular, have an angle I would never have figured in a life time of Bar hoping.

Sample this:

Aki this one is the real deal.

Halafu ki mtu kinakasirika ukikosa kumpea vitu.

I mean.

I drink every weekend (mostly bought fir drinks) does it mean every weekend I should f*** someone????


Head out there via this link and get a taste. I promise you, you will have your emotions tagged.

Warning, the link will take you to an advertisement first before taking you to your destination. Simply click “skip Ad”.
hardwood
#3676 Posted : Friday, August 02, 2019 11:07:42 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
I think there is a big drinking problem in the country especially among the middle class. You go to a pub, you see a guy order Johnie Walker half (350ml), anamaliza, then asks for another half. So when I am finishing my 5th white cap and ready to go home, the guy has taken a whole mzinga alone. Zamani I used to see guys asking for tots and doubles, nowadays its mzingas and halfs on the table. Iko shida. Some years to come there will be a major health crisis.
Swenani
#3677 Posted : Friday, August 02, 2019 2:22:27 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
hardwood wrote:
I think there is a big drinking problem in the country especially among the middle class. You go to a pub, you see a guy order Johnie Walker half (350ml), anamaliza, then asks for another half. So when I am finishing my 5th white cap and ready to go home, the guy has taken a whole mzinga alone. Zamani I used to see guys asking for tots and doubles, nowadays its mzingas and halfs on the table. Iko shida. Some years to come there will be a major health crisis.


To solve this problem, you need to pull out your eyes, the problem will be solved since you won't see any guy drinking alcohol. You will just smell the alcohol
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
sparkly
#3678 Posted : Friday, August 02, 2019 5:09:46 PM
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Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
hardwood wrote:
I think there is a big drinking problem in the country especially among the middle class. You go to a pub, you see a guy order Johnie Walker half (350ml), anamaliza, then asks for another half. So when I am finishing my 5th white cap and ready to go home, the guy has taken a whole mzinga alone. Zamani I used to see guys asking for tots and doubles, nowadays its mzingas and halfs on the table. Iko shida. Some years to come there will be a major health crisis.


Also noted the same. People drink mzingas kama ni uji. The lower middle class also take mzingas, Chrome vodka is popular
Life is short. Live passionately.
hardwood
#3679 Posted : Friday, August 02, 2019 7:38:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
sparkly wrote:
hardwood wrote:
I think there is a big drinking problem in the country especially among the middle class. You go to a pub, you see a guy order Johnie Walker half (350ml), anamaliza, then asks for another half. So when I am finishing my 5th white cap and ready to go home, the guy has taken a whole mzinga alone. Zamani I used to see guys asking for tots and doubles, nowadays its mzingas and halfs on the table. Iko shida. Some years to come there will be a major health crisis.


Also noted the same. People drink mzingas kama ni uji. The lower middle class also take mzingas, Chrome vodka is popular


True, problem is widepread. I was in the village and an old friend refused to take the tusker I bought him and instead exchanged it for some 250ml Triple Ace vodka (200 bob). He was all praises for that drink saying ni ya Kenya Breweries with original tamper-proof seal. By the time we left the pub which was after about 4hrs he had taken 3 bottles which is equivalent to a whole mzinga. Iko shida.
Angelica _ann
#3680 Posted : Saturday, August 03, 2019 10:50:37 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,935
hardwood wrote:
sparkly wrote:
hardwood wrote:
I think there is a big drinking problem in the country especially among the middle class. You go to a pub, you see a guy order Johnie Walker half (350ml), anamaliza, then asks for another half. So when I am finishing my 5th white cap and ready to go home, the guy has taken a whole mzinga alone. Zamani I used to see guys asking for tots and doubles, nowadays its mzingas and halfs on the table. Iko shida. Some years to come there will be a major health crisis.


Also noted the same. People drink mzingas kama ni uji. The lower middle class also take mzingas, Chrome vodka is popular


True, problem is widepread. I was in the village and an old friend refused to take the tusker I bought him and instead exchanged it for some 250ml Triple Ace vodka (200 bob). He was all praises for that drink saying ni ya Kenya Breweries with original tamper-proof seal. By the time we left the pub which was after about 4hrs he had taken 3 bottles which is equivalent to a whole mzinga. Iko shida.


What do you expect in a country where PORK goes looking for his mzinga while still in church.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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