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Alfie the dodo
Braza
#341 Posted : Saturday, February 01, 2014 8:48:45 PM
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Alfie....roads...tiida....120..He he he he!;
I challenge one 'outsider', try carjack one "Kathi shuttle ", and you have 20tiidas with 20 mean dogs zooming on you before exiting to Makueni.
Kamutee to follow.
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jaggernaut
#342 Posted : Saturday, February 01, 2014 9:48:11 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Magigi wrote:
[quote=mawinder]Nyamaza wewe...What has your governor done other than introducing burial, chicken and pussy tax?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....which county is this??smile

What? You pay county gov before you land?
Magigi
#343 Posted : Saturday, February 01, 2014 10:03:29 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Magigi wrote:
[quote=mawinder]Nyamaza wewe...What has your governor done other than introducing burial, chicken and pussy tax?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....which county is this??smile

What? You pay county gov before you land?

@Njunge...It is @Mawinder's county ...and he has the guts to raise his voice against governor Mutua...
@Jaggernaut...Yes, Every couple will have to pay...They are assuming that you land at least three times a week...The younger the couple, the more the tax...
Much Know
#344 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 12:28:34 PM
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Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.
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InnovateGuy
#345 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 1:23:57 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.


Tihihi. Why don't you give your shitty ideas to your governor? Shame on you Shame on you If the people of Mks, through their leaders, decide to deal with security, then, what's your problem?
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
Magigi
#346 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 2:10:32 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.

Is he employing his own cops?...I didn't know that. Security is one of the functions that have not been devolved...Soma 'katimba'. What he is doing is helping a government that has failed in providing security in whichever small way he can!
Magigi
#347 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 2:12:04 PM
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InnovateGuy wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.


Tihihi. Why don't you give your shitty ideas to your governor? Shame on you Shame on you If the people of Mks, through their leaders, decide to deal with security, then, what's your problem?

smile
murchr
#348 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 4:25:24 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.


I guess you missed the news when the farmers got tractors fertilizer and chicken, but my question is why pay farmers for their poor harvest? Does that happen?
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rankaz13
#349 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 5:52:29 PM
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murchr wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.


I guess you missed the news when the farmers got tractors fertilizer and chicken, but my question is why pay farmers for their poor harvest? Does that happen?


May be he meant some sort of farming subsidy to cushion farmers against losses. Or farming insurance. Just may be.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
murchr
#350 Posted : Sunday, February 02, 2014 6:16:51 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
murchr wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Criticism surely don't take personal, inaweza kusaidia wewe. I personally think Alfie dodo anafanya mablander mingi sana, it is like he has extended the script of 'cobra squad' into real life with a bigger budget damnnn! What will those cops eat for example after the poor rainfalls wacha petroli ya hizo gari? I still insist he should have kicked of in Agriculture and basically FOOD, how much fertiliser did he buy, how is he going to pay farmers for their poor harvest?, those are the majority of his people....haka mimi naona ni kadodo but let's wait and see.....it's only a fool who never changes his mind.


I guess you missed the news when the farmers got tractors fertilizer and chicken, but my question is why pay farmers for their poor harvest? Does that happen?


May be he meant some sort of farming subsidy to cushion farmers against losses. Or farming insurance. Just may be.


If its insurance then these farmers should have taken it before planting ama? Coz otherwise that would amount to hand outs which should be discouraged at all costs since it would create loopholes.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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