@Alma will be serving tea in the regional office in Nyeri

Meanwhile, Kalonzo is planning the next party that will be held in his village (never mind the residents there are scrambling for the little food left by locusts)

His Agenda:

Scrub the term limit of governors and make sure the PM is powerful.

Amores, mimi sio Murchr who gets paid to post on wazua. I say what I think and I'm very very consistent.

I will not vote for a thief...Ever...Neither will I vote for someone or write something online when I know that I've been paid.

I do know that one day, my chudren will read what I have written on wazua and they will judge me accordingly.

I said here mtatii.

Not because I support BBI or otherwise, but because I know the people who post here. They will say whatever the muthamaki says depending on their level of pay.

I can assure you without a shadow of a doubt...Kutakua na BBI na kutakua na referendum.

Baba na Uhuru wakisema, mtatii. Mpende msipende.

What you should do is go for these community forums that are happening a few days before BBI meetings and say your peace.

That shall help you a lot.

Lakini if you think for one second that Looto and Moses Kuria can beat Uhuru in central, wewe bado uko na hakili za mariga.

Ask Waititu what happened to him.

Those are just facts. Accept them and move on.

Again I shall advise your fren Ruto...You lost the moment you supported Waititu in Central...Now go to Muranga with Didi Nyoro...Utajua haujui very soon.

By the way...I will never vote for Uhuru and will never vote for Raila..And without a shadow of a doubt will never efa efa vote for Ruto.

Just saying like a citizen of the republic of Kenya. Who really hates people who steal. Thieves.

Na Murchr, I told you about Nyeri a long time ago. Never forget it. And never forget who told you first..Hapa

Tûtîkûenderio gûoya

Kwanza tunamngojea sana Nyeri...Aseme vile anasemanga kwa TV

Nobody can stop lengeee

Murchr, this is a better view.

Let me tell you something for free. I know my employees don't think I'm a very nice person. But I can assure without a shadow of a doubt, I will fire you in 2 minutes if you tell me that to my face.

Kuria should be organising his meetings in Gatundu. Not tanga tangaring in Ngilu's compound.

Atolewe!!!

Tanga Tanga...Pris, stop provoking people to gain bonga points. You will be ejected..

Moses Kuria...Be a man. As in I'm calling you not a man.

Organise an Anti Uhuru campaign in your own constituency. If you can't then return Lootos money.

This Murchr is a better view