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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure!  You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on.......  But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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 @BigChick/Angelique, and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho!   Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Njung'e wrote:@BigChick/Angelique, and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho! Shenji inò! But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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ZZE123 wrote:Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it. Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy. That mama is glowing with satisfaction. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Bigchick wrote:Njung'e wrote:@BigChick/Angelique, and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho! Shenji inò! But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy. Nothing wrong here if those are your 'gals' coz pep talk, they would be in the know and even saying either i have never used this before or how is this etc ...... people have strange stuff for satisfaction, wacha tu!!!!!! These beauties you see around In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Bigchick wrote:ZZE123 wrote:Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it. Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy. That mama is glowing with satisfaction. Reminds me Mukiri had recommended this option. Where did he disappear to?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Bigchick wrote:Njung'e wrote:@BigChick/Angelique, and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho! Shenji inò! But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy. By the time the mzee will have "no more energy" I doubt the airport will be anything worth talking about. Think of this, if mzee is 5 years older, by the time he is 75, you will be 70, which lady will insert the "rolling pin" in such an airport, surely? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Angelica _ann wrote:Bigchick wrote:Njung'e wrote:@BigChick/Angelique, and then Junior appears mkiwa in the middle of kamweretho! Shenji inò! But I think its an option to consider in future when Mr has no more energy. Nothing wrong here if those are your 'gals' coz pep talk, they would be in the know and even saying either i have never used this before or how is this etc ...... people have strange stuff for satisfaction, wacha tu!!!!!! These beauties you see around How can I become a toy in your life? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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Bigchick wrote:ZZE123 wrote:Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it. Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy. That mama is glowing with satisfaction. Ata kama ni ya ku offer assistance post 55 year olds, did she have to buy the biggest? Ama that was the only one remaining? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Impunity wrote:majimaji wrote:
It is not a toy, it is a tool because it does some work.
Toy is a cool reference, just like we say msalani and not choo, airport and not virginia etal. Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Pesa Nane wrote:Impunity wrote:majimaji wrote:
It is not a toy, it is a tool because it does some work.
Toy is a cool reference, just like we say msalani and not choo, airport and not virginia etal. Toothcomb  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:ZZE123 wrote:Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it. Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy. That mama is glowing with satisfaction. Ata kama ni ya ku offer assistance post 55 year olds, did she have to buy the biggest? Ama that was the only one remaining? The airport has been pounded for decades and that is the only size that can "fanya kazi". Now, is there an equivalent gadget for us men that we could use to "kuma-lizia on the go" like hiyo ya @angelica?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:ZZE123 wrote:Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:She also has the tissue paper for the paperwork too... But why travel with the toy? Why not leave the toy in the house? Ama they use it in the loos? Nowonder a man takes ony 30 seconds to pee while a lady takes minimum 10 minutes...kumbe ni minutes of pleasure! You never know where and who you gonna use it with/on....... But I think u use it on yourself personally? Do you need a third party to use it on u or u to use it on her? Elimisha mimi. Following keenly One can use it on self or another or give to Mzee to sort you with it. Am made to understand after 55 and with possibility of health issues performance goes down.But since we still want to make each other happy we agree to buy the toy. That mama is glowing with satisfaction. Ata kama ni ya ku offer assistance post 55 year olds, did she have to buy the biggest? Ama that was the only one remaining? The airport has been pounded for decades and that is the only size that can "fanya kazi". Now, is there an equivalent gadget for us men that we could use to "kuma-lizia on the go" like hiyo ya @angelica? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder You have been a member since:: 10/3/2008 Posts: 4,057 Location: Gwitu
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That's a teaching aid then! Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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