Am really enjoying this Topic... ..KWANI WHERE IS THE BOX???....

Young where r u???

GALCK

someone trying to shadow box all my tireless efforts.

having to explain the same thing endlessly to be understood.

i get pissed off when my mpesa agent steals my commision money every end of month and there is nothing i can do! grrrrrrrrrrr

@Surealligator hata wewe? Ntakunyamazisha!

it is with this in mind and in their infinite wisdom that our forefathers therefore invented the pit latrine to solve this problems once & for all. An added advantage of the pit was that it played a deterrent ability to those with a penchant for speaking in the private room as their mobiles sometimes fell - for ever - mumo humo.

Ladies whose only business is to powder their noses and expect goodies from the male ilk.........nkt.

@Mukhamba

Now am starting to fall in love with you. Hope I won't be competing with a fellow wazurian here. Lakini, let us not jam/jump the gun. Sasa, hii kizungu ni ngumu, is it jump the gun or Jam it?

@What pisses me

I was taught in school that percentages arise where a given 'element' cannot be larger than a 'set' and that dead men tell no tales. I thus become thoroughly pissed off when Kriegler tells me that:

Bondo and Kisumu Rural constituencies had a record 102 per cent voter turn out.

Kriegler report further revealed that 1.2 million dead registered voters cast their votes in the region.

"In some areas voter turnout was 100 per cent,

I know PNU did not fair any better but now I know who should have been the president of this country if democracy, fairness and justice had been followed. But am seriously pissed off.

http://www.standardmedia...000008868&cid=4&

@surealligator..am afraid you have competition.