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The Real Shaft
#41 Posted : Friday, March 06, 2009 2:00:00 PM
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is it in the genes...

or...

the jeans....???

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
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faa
#42 Posted : Friday, March 06, 2009 2:02:00 PM
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@sasha, your verbal diarrhoea stinks.

Your name is respectable coz of obama kids but ....

yayo
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Njunge
#43 Posted : Friday, March 06, 2009 2:04:00 PM
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@Sasha,

We can always have a snap erection...uh..!!.......Bijuti??....That damn thing can't get to Nairobi.....and if it did,itakuwa moto kila mahali mpaka steering unashika na wet towel.....and who told you being beheaded is civilisation....??....Wewe..!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Sasha
#44 Posted : Friday, March 06, 2009 2:15:00 PM
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@guka: he he he! Ati wet towel!

What if it snaps?

There's no beheading where I'm at! So I'm still in civilisation. Where is Nyasore? Karibu na Suneka ama? And what is this about a faded tractor? Sikuwesmek, ama fombe imeanza kazi?





Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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ecstacy
#45 Posted : Friday, March 06, 2009 2:25:00 PM
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he he.is that what people are calling for..a 'snap erection'?! LOL!
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Njunge
#46 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2009 7:19:00 AM
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@Sasha,

hehehehe...!!........Nyasore is not a place...!!....
Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njunge
#47 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:20:00 PM
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@Gikokorosh,

I can have my 'rishot'..........On stones,casted in stones,in stones,outside the stones or even besides the stones...............Give it to me and don't tell me crap about being broke...!!

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Pierce
#48 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:26:00 PM
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South C Motor Sports Club.........................tunamnywa 'Njiwa wa Kutajika'
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Njunge
#49 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:34:00 PM
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@pierce,

Hiyo ndio gani??......Ama ni ile ukikamata saaana unaguruma kama gari...!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Djinn
#50 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:34:00 PM
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Waiter! Nipe Tusker Baridi na mpe Guka Richot nusu!

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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Njunge
#51 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:39:00 PM
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Djinn,

Rishot pliz...!!.....The last time i tried Richot,by the time i got to the second ka-half,Rhonda was already looking like a queen...


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Pierce
#52 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:44:00 PM
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'Njiwa wa kutajika'..................Famous Grouse
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McReggae
#53 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:47:00 PM
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Novida tropical,I took a break guyz,crushed and God is the one who saved ma lyf two weeks ago!!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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kafein
#54 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:47:00 PM
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@njung'e

'yohana mtembezi' will do
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Djinn
#55 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:51:00 PM
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Njunge,you must introduce me to this Rhonda....is she on SK or the blue-aproned person who brings the Richot ?

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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Djinn
#56 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:52:00 PM
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and one shot of 'Starehe Kusini' - Southern Comfort.

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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Njunge
#57 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:52:00 PM
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@Mcreggae,

Car crash or you fell some place?.......Rule:Always let the car find it's way home.Don't force it and don't give it to the nearest idiot.....If it can't,take a cab.


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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McReggae
#58 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 12:53:00 PM
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Car crash man,seat belts and airbags saved my day!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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wanyuru
#59 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 1:04:00 PM
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i've been staring at this clock on the wall na haisongi. @ Guka next time u're in town i will take you to my fav joint 'South Tetu Bar'. Cant wait to get there for masabuni yote- Allsopps. very much Pocket Friendly ndio niende nikinukia kama wanaume wale wengine (nyinuke nginungaga ta athuri aria angi)


Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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Njunge
#60 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 1:04:00 PM
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You sure you were not forcing the car to use the sidewalk?..-:)

Guka wa bijuti...
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