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Bree
#41 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:36:33 AM
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the fella has become a pain in the us...yaani everywhere u turn to is makede, even on radio eish.

1. MJ gets okoa jahazi from macmende

2. There was no earthquake in haiti, makmende was in town and he broke wind
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mlefu
#42 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:25:11 AM
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2.Makmende uses viagra in his eyedrops, just to look hard ......Drool


its coz of mkende that am on a lunch date!!
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IT'd
#43 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:25:16 AM
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if makmende was between a rock n a hard place,the hard place will get hurt.
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poundfoolish
#44 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:28:54 AM
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And the MakMendments (writings on Makmende) continue..

After showing the arabs how to invent a '0' zero, makmende squeezed it at the middle to invent the number 8

Makmendes brain stopped working..apparently his brain cells are scared stiff to offending the guy by doing silly mistakes like 'forgetting'..
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poundfoolish
#45 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:30:14 AM
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The Orange network was down for some time cos makmende had turned it 'blue'
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Wa_ithaka
#46 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:45:33 AM
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Marende's real name is Makmende, but you the deal, he had to replace the "km" with "r".
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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IT'd
#47 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:21:31 PM
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centerbolt
#48 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:45:29 PM
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IT'd bravo! Applause Applause Applause
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theslim
#49 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:54:28 PM
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more MakMendments... :)
MakMende beat Mona Lisa in a "staring contest".
Osama bin Laden has "Mak-mares" at night.
the early worm is eaten by the early bird
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Seeders
#50 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 1:20:36 PM
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safaricom had to settle for 'the better option' because makmende is the best option hands down.
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mlefu
#51 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 3:08:20 PM
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IT Claudette....Applause
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McReggae
#52 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 3:18:25 PM
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Martin Luther King had a dream until Makmende woke him up.......
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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omundukhumundu
#53 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 3:41:48 PM
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kuna shida yeyote MARK akiwa na MAKENDE? leave him aloned'oh!
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aemathenge
#54 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 4:12:05 PM
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It has always been a puzzle to me how bright minds get caught up in the wrong end of ponzi schemes, tribal politics, cults, religious fundamentalism and so on.

With this Makmende "Cult" everything is now falling into place.

My penny thoughts.
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poundfoolish
#55 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 5:22:47 PM
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@aemathenge
Dont worry.. makmende made you think and write that.. i can swear it in a court of law
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Wendz
#56 Posted : Friday, March 26, 2010 6:21:46 AM
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Its because of Makmende that we almost got Hellonrunganised!
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callaspade
#57 Posted : Friday, March 26, 2010 6:36:47 AM
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makmende leaves in parliament and does not allow anybody else around the place to think
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nostoppingthis
#58 Posted : Friday, March 26, 2010 6:37:56 AM
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At least now I see original jokes here about Makmende...

Makmende told a chic f*ck you!.....she got pregnantLaughing out loudly
Makmende yuko na nguvu, anakula maembe kama njugu
Makmende separated the milk from the water, since he only wanted black tea
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Jangwa la Jangili
#59 Posted : Friday, March 26, 2010 7:21:47 AM
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Wikipedia is now Makmend-ia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makmende

But Wikipedia is scared stiff because no one, NO ONE can claim to define Makmende. So now they are considering the entry for deletion if only to appease Makmende. LOL
Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
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akowally
#60 Posted : Friday, March 26, 2010 7:36:22 AM
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He he he....is this crazy insane or insane crazy.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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