OMG! I thought I was way ahead of this game but clearly I can learn something here. @Shak, well I never!

Silence is golden. If the two never tell, all things remaining constant, the third will never know. The moment a 3rd party finds out, that's it. The inevitable is only a matter of time. The 3rd party can be anyone, even the watchie/waiter/cab guy/shoe shiner/ who knows you have a wife or chic!And always remember, the world is smaller than we think - just think of how many times you've said that statement!

A dude was caught red-handed by mama "eating the maid" in komarock sometime back.He instantly became insane and started eating raw sukumawiki and spinach from their backyard garden, urinating in the table-room and some vitukos. Then he was taken to hosi and bribed the doc to allow him to stay at the hosi for a week.

He got away with it clean! albreit at a cost.

When you get caught, plead insanity

Some more infidelity nuggets:

1. Save the clande's name in the male equivalent. So Joan becomes John, Victoria becomes Victor, Patricia becomes Patrick

2. Alternatively, save the clande's surname rather than her name. So if your clande is called Mary Otieno, save her as Otieno.

Whenever the clande calls, the caller ID will be showing names like Otieno or Patrick. This way you can even let wifey see the incoming call...and you can always go like "sasa huyu Patrick anataka nini?si nilimlipa pesa yake".and promptly disconnect the phone.

When the clande calls on your nokia phone, just finya silence tab and take the phone your ear, of course you will say anything on the phone since nobody will be on the other end!!!!!

@shak...good work,i admire your intelligence.
...what you see here is for the beginners course.
...the graduates are very silent!
....what you dont know doesnt harm you, but again,i agree with you....dont try to know too much.

the sooner everybody agrees that it is hardwired into the male psych to be polygamous the better it will be for everybody.

Be careful, very careful, abt painting with broad strokes...some men (now > 50s) have tee'd away matches for long and have never been busted. The obvious clear ones we know are the reported media cases when mamacitas start crawling out of the woodwork shortly after the grand old zak is dead (70s plus yrs) and they suddenly discover haiya, kumbe we were all eating and sharing from the same plate! In some cases it is 2-3 families with kids sharing similar names... .Are these amateurs?

All too common, men are stereotyped as bumbling mafalas when it comes to prowess is tee'ing away matches undetected and raising or being left with kids singlehandedly (hence the popularity of such movies as Baby's Day Out, 2 Men and A Baby, etc which further reinforce that stereotype). That bachelors throw their socks anywhere, have dirty pads... increasingly not so. Then again its to men's advantage if the lasses believe we are so...

@bkismat - very true, hapo umed*nya point, pewa Tusker Blackcurrant mbili!

Overheard....there are 3 qualities in women that each man needs in his life:

1) Gentle, caring woman able to take care of your
visitors/friends/relatives comfortably,
2) An intelligent lady, in good shape, fit, with a well-developed
fashion sense
3) A whore in the bedroom

It is impt. these 3 women never meet.

Intelligentsia
polygamy happened when man got tired of trying to keep his different ladies secret from each other.

It's amazing how women try to come up with explanations for our cheating and fail to see the obvious! You just can't fight nature!!