I had many accounts with that establishment..
for one simple reason...
Bank in Kenya...
to build Kenya.....You will not catch me alive...
or dead.....
banking in a foreign bank....
Patriotic Duty .... I call it.....
However...
looking at the statements of late....
they are levying for anything ....
even when a housefly squats on your card.....
you will see a charge...
Pole...
my patriotism notwithstanding.....
kwa herini....
closing all my accounts...
and the oldest bank....
Pillowcase Bank Ltd....will be my safest bet....
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....