@Fundamentally,nice story,problem is you must have missed the following facts from where you were observing.
MK and RAO were both hungry so they left to buy bread from the local kiosk. RAO being chapchap got there fast and asked for a loaf of bread,as the kiosk guy was dillydallying,MK arrived and also asked for bread but he was told RAO had just bought the last one.
As the kiosk guy passed the bread,MK suddenly reached out and grabbed the bread and tried to run away,but RAO being a determined chap grabbed him and a fight ensued.
After some kicking and bruising,a passer by separated them and after listening to their story suggested they split the bread fairly. Now RAO being considerate of the situation accepted roho safi,but MK was naturally greedy so he concented grudgingly and since he was still clinging to the bread decided to offer RAO 2 slices.
RAO thot about it for awhile and decided that since it was not a matter of life and death he will accept and try and sustain himself on the little till the next day.
As the exchange was about to take place,MK's wife Kalooser turned up and asked for some of her hubby's bread. MK with his insatiable greed gave RAO 1 slice and his wife the other. When RAO questioned this MK insisted that his wife had taken RAO's other slice and that there was nothing he could do about it.
I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
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