Seriously, why do people drink such liquor?
Alcohol blocks the normal metabolism of carbohydrates, fats and proteins causing irreversible injury to your liver. Your liver will be gone in a few years and you will be so miserable for the last years of your life. Liver cancer due to alcoholic cirrhosis is a bad bad way to go out. Do not take these napoleons, blue moons, kenya canes etc.
Enjoy your tuskers and pilsners instead. Or drink wine. And drink coffee! Studies have shown that there is an ingredient in coffee that protects against alcoholic cirrhosis.
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