Lolest! wrote:simonkabz wrote:
Did I also hear you say kamwana is very articulate with issues? I noticed whenever he makes loooong sentences, he gets lost, his line of thought is unstable. The sharp minds are Kiyiapi, PK and Ruto. Excellent flow of ideas. Ruto beats them all in public speaking, he is an excellent communicator.
Ditto! UK is very vague these days. I used to rate them at par with Ruto but any keen listener will get the difference.
Why is he still referred to as kamwana? He is old enough to be my dad! And I am old enough to have 2 children!
In 02 i used to shudder when the son of Jommo was on the campaign trail with an m.i.c in his hand (compared to my candidate MK, whose Prado, according to an eye witness "Ilitoka njuu, mimi nilaona tu ngalii hinatoka njuu..nikama hinapepea" was just about to suffer brain damage)
The votes he got were courtesy of his oratory skills then... but after the debacle.. "ee kamushufa ka jemisoni manii?'
I specifically remember him telling Joe Nyaga
"Kwani mimi ni Omo, eti useme umeshindwa kuniuza?"
I'm told one evening before the campaign trail he had stood on the table,lifted his brown bottle menacingly and sworn to show his detractors what he was really made off...
Needless to say, the minders had a small task of ensuring he doesn't appear on TV the next day with a swollen forehead..
I say They should let UK partake of his 'stabilizing agents'.. otherwise hata mikono zitaanza kutingika on Camera
He is kamwana because compared to the incumbent.. he is eons younger.. and also the parental love the community is extending to protect him from Madimoni taking him to ICC
'Kamwana gaitu'... A very motherly sound to it.. isn't it?