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DINING ETIQUETTE
Magigi
#21 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 9:23:07 AM
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...And while meeting dignitaries from Mogadisho, use your hand and talk while your your mouth is full of spaghetti. Spray some of the spaghetti with your mouth on them as you talk. Don't forget to spit on the sink as many times as you possibly can. Anything outside this is considered lack of etiquette.
mlefu
#22 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 10:20:26 AM
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hehehehe...
i saw a guy peel his banana using those things,my mother in-law still thinks i overreacted..she has a picture of me enjoying my watermelon on one hand and a cup of hot tea on the other.
Impunity
#23 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 10:42:54 AM
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Na ukipakua satrters weka kiasi tu ili usije ukashiba na matawi na raw cabbages.
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mawinder
#24 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 11:57:36 AM
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Magigi wrote:
...And while meeting dignitaries from Mogadisho, use your hand and talk while your your mouth is full of spaghetti. Spray some of the spaghetti with your mouth on them as you talk. Don't forget to spit on the sink as many times as you possibly can. Anything outside this is considered lack of etiquette.

I noticed that at Al Yusra,and the pilau is put on a tray and served with ripe bananas.6 guys eat from the same tray and must shout.
essyk
#25 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:02:09 PM
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some people do not wash hands well after doing the biggest job in smallest room.Now tray and ripe bananas?
Na hizi shida za h20 nbo? ngai.
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slickyoz
#26 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:08:25 PM
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quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


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Impunity
#27 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:16:52 PM
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slickyoz wrote:
quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


How mbig was the bowl?
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mawinder
#28 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:21:02 PM
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true those bowls are normally small.my driver almost did the same but i quickly told him in vernacular that was meant for washing hands.
ralp_mutu
#29 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:23:58 PM
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Kuuliza si ujinga.. I once went to an Italian restaurant, then the super hot ebony waitress brought me the menu, ehe everything was in Italian.. So i went for those foods with catchy names like "Chicken Balzaretti, Chicken Barzagli, Chicken Bonucci, Chicken Balotelli" my friend 30 minutes later, she brought me a plate of pepper with three peaces of meat. Sema kulia ukila.. Now i always ask!!!
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banyamulenge
#30 Posted : Monday, August 27, 2012 12:24:09 PM
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quicksand wrote:
you know ...kuuliza sio ujinga. In my experience, at one time I wasnt getting why the waiter wasnt taking the plate and other things away. Happens that you are supposed to put the cutlery on the edge facing down ..something like that. Such fussery.
On another occasion, some two dudes at an opposite table were brought two bowls, with water and lemons ...usually used to dip the hands into or something. They looked at the bowls puzzled, perhaps wondering the mode of water delivery. One took the lead, touched the bowl to his lips and drank. The other promptly followed. They even fished out the lemon slices and ate them. I had a hard time trying not to laugh out very loudly.


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So baada ya kunywa lemon water did you eat without washing your hands ama uliitisha wapi sink?

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