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Cabinet Minister impregnates an underage girl
danas10
#21 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 9:51:46 PM
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some "things" should just wear off with age...mtu anajikuta kitu iliisha!!!!!!!!!!NKT!!!!!
Magigi
#22 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 9:53:27 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.

The said wilderbeest is a known local political negotiator!
Someone in the old testament built a huge ship...
Enough peeling up there!
smile

You have peeled too much, unpeel baby unpeel!
Euge
#23 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 10:01:44 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.

The said wilderbeest is a known local political negotiator!
Someone in the old testament built a huge ship...
Enough peeling up there!
smile


Ahsante Impunity. I have finally seen the light. It cant get brighter than this.
Lord, thank you!
mkeiyd
#24 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:32:03 AM
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How can the same girl be plumb, and petite, at the same time?
Oxymoron?
Robinhood
#25 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:34:56 AM
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Impunity wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Jump-steady wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Porini.


Eh! Impunity? Is that a clue or what? Peel the mask kabisa! smile

The wilderbeasts are stuck in Serengeti TZ...and Kenyan respective ministry is taking charge!
smile


@Impunity
Okay...former or current wildebeests...Please peel the mask more.

One male wilderbeast fainted on 10th June when we were mourning our 2 ministers,he was trying to cross Mara river but fainted midstsean!
smile


Heard so. Same wildbeest had swallowed Eno in anticipation of a feast at Naivasha only for the meal not to show up. Security detail had to round some random mwende to abate the Eno effectSad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
He actually overdosed on the famous Andrews liver salt,he fainted on that Mwende too!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Some Wazuans must be Mathare residents Eish!
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
McReggae
#26 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:43:00 AM
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Huyu jamaa anajulikana na hii tabia yake!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Wendz
#27 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:49:10 AM
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Jeezzzz when did Wazuans start talking in tongues... so totally lost!!! I've read and read and the more i read the more i get "lostier".... Someone, please start a "bring "shosho" back home" campaign
bkismat
#28 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:57:46 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Jeezzzz when did Wazuans start talking in tongues... so totally lost!!! I've read and read and the more i read the more i get "lostier".... Someone, please start a "bring "shosho" back home" campaign

The builder of the big ark that survived the biblical flood.Book of Genesis chapters 6–9
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
Magigi
#29 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:38:00 AM
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Where did he get the strength to insert from. Afew years back, I heard a guy calling on Kiss100 saying that he had seen him beside the road having his shoes laces tied by his driver. Can a man who so lazy to tie his shoe laces stand...I mean have an election...
...And good people tell me, why do rich people have mwende-like mouths...I saw another one yesterday on TV
Wakandi
#30 Posted : Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:56:31 AM
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Posts: 332
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.

The said wilderbeest is a known local political negotiator!
[b]Someone in the old testament built a huge ship...[/b]Enough peeling up there!
smile

You have peeled too much, unpeel baby unpeel!

@ Wendz...there is your clue. some wazuans must be crazyShame on you
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