Enyewe this is hillarious!!!!

PLO i can't remember ot he was referring to exactly ...''you can't react to a mosquito bite by hitting it with a hammer'

@ Bwenyenye ati craziness lol!


For me to live is Jesus Christ,to die is gain

Idi Amin when the Queen visited Uganda and the meeting room was hot!!!!

'Can you open the windows so that the temperature can come in because the queen is on heat'



Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!

hahahahaha.........fufufufufu...hehehehe........You cannot rape a woman who is already too willing.

Kiraitu Murungi,few years ago.

'Rioting is a Kenyan thing. If they didn't do it,they'd be Tanzanian.' - Dr. Mavura,from Tanzania

'I knew him (Mwai Kibaki) when we were young boys and he was brilliant. You could tell by the way he took care of his father's sheep.' - Kenyan voter Daniel Gitu,aged 70

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.

I'm told of this chemistry teacher in a certain high school who suffered from the MTI syndrome. So he finds students seated in the lawn then goes why are are you sitting on the world,aren't there enough chairs around? Another time he is taking the students on a tour by bus and on sensing that the bus was moving rather slowly he turns to the driver Hey bwana dereva,step on the fat we are late.

Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks