MUGABE AT IT AGAIN,HAHAAAA
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has once again attacked
Kenyans by telling Zimbabweans not to engage in any form of
relationships with Kenyans because they are evil doers and are
masters of itchy fingers. Speaking at a Zanu -PF function in
Bulawayo, Mugabe noted that he has received reports on how
Zimbabweans are flocking Nairobi in disguise of doing business
but they come back with beautiful ladies who speak polished
queen's English. Mugabe was particularly shocked when one of
his distant grandsons introduced a Kenyan lady to the family as
a fiancee. The young man had taken a loan and was doing well
but we are worried because he has surfaced in Harare with a
young light skinned lady who speaks like David Cameron's wife.
"I take this Opportunity to warn Africans and Zimbabweans in
particular against marrying Kenyan women, Kenyan ladies are
Gold Diggers who lack manners, their sexual libido is shocking
because a typical Kenyan woman cannot depend on one man to
satisfy her burning sexual desires"Mugabe said. "" Apart from
that, Kenyans are natural talented thieves and their women are
known to kill their husbands so that they can inherit properties.
I have received intelligent reports that many mansions and
apartments in Nairobi belong to widows who killed their
husbands so that they take the whole wealth, in fact Kenyan
young men are avoiding marriage due to fear of death, who are
you Zims to take their evil women??" Mugabe wondered.
Mugabe said Kenyan women are very beautiful and intelligent
but their hearts are the ugliest among all human races. He
added that even Chimpanzees and other primates had a far more
beautiful heart than that of Kenyans. "It is your constitutional
right to marry anyone but avoid Kenyans like a plague, they will
flock here and cause problems in our cities, I urge you
Zimbabweans to be very careful", He concluded.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen