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Impunity
#21 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:36:44 PM
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McReggae wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
9. That chick I am staring at has a better burst than yours. It does not mean she is better than you. if she was, I would be with her. So relax.

10. The orange picture of a fuel tank on the dash board means the car has MINIMUM fuel. And it is ok. You can pay for fuel.

11. I like it too when you spend cash on me on something that I like. More so if you don't like it. for eaxample White Cup.


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause


White cap?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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callaspade
#22 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:48:17 PM
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28.when i tell you i stopped to wash the car or to fix a puncture,i am actually planning to have 2 cold white caps or more,don't call after half an hour to find out if i fixed the puncture
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callaspade
#23 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:04:02 PM
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29. and if i tell you,"honey,there are some airports dressing very badly at the office",i actually mean,i enjoyed the vision and 2,don't attempt to leave the house dressed like them any time soon


29....what is mine is mine,what is yours is mine,what is ours is mine too....simple Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Robinhood
#24 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:24:46 PM
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30. If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one
31. ALL men see in only 16 colours, Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Wendz
#25 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:33:58 PM
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32. that's my mother of xx years and am not about to kill her for your comfort so stop complaining to me about her!

33. I married one woman, and i don't remember it being your mother. Ask her to go back to her home....
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TAZ
#26 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:51:33 PM
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34. The annual Auto Assured membership and sticker on the windscreen means you can call them anytime in case of an "emergency".
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callaspade
#27 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:58:16 PM
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TAZ wrote:
34. The annual Auto Assured membership and sticker on the windscreen means you can call them anytime in case of an "emergency".

35. ...wait till she asks you,"which sticker",then the boom is,"i cant see a number here..." Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly shida tupu
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Cde Monomotapa
#28 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:04:40 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
11. I like it too when you spend cash on me on something that I like. More so if you don't like it. for eaxample White Cap.

Yes...don't expect me to finance ur whims only to be told "I can't buy alcohol" nkt!
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Cde Monomotapa
#29 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:08:35 PM
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callaspade wrote:
29....what is mine is mine,what is yours is mine,what is ours is mine too....simple Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

!! AWESOME !!
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Kenyan Oracle
#30 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:50:00 PM
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36. The mobile phone is for communication not a demand device or LPO book.

37. Those round things are family jewels, not cashew nuts to be broken - be gentle.
You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money - NAS
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