hold on for a moment
the jubilee harlots who've been posting all over the net that he's coming because of Kenya and he loves ruto really need to get a grip.
The US is about protocol.
Nothing is done by flukes.
Let's talk about what happened today
1. Uhuru meets THE PRESIDENT, they laugh. But Uhuru is shown to the fake beast and walla, AUMA anawacha Uhuru kwa baridi ya JKIA. Reminds me of the the time I was left at JKIA by my cousin after spending so much time waiting on the nigger.
2. Rumour has it that even Benson Kibue our American has any idea where THE PRESIDENT is spending the night. All we know is that we shut down uhuru highway and waiyaki way...heck these fellow really trust atpu.
3. Ok like seriously as if you didn't ask. Where was Ruto? In a conference? Like seriously, where was the DP of this country when the most powerful man on this earth who doesn't have issues with gays, came to Kenya. It doesn't matter.
4. We are still facing east, lakini, you were watching TV upende usipende when the west came a calling. Unajua hii ni madharau. Face east but when I come, no one is gonna work nigga!
But the most annoying thing is that our media. God bless our media after all rarry mado is from Kisum sity. Our media is talking about cars. It's like another version of Top Cars. Ohhh, the beast. Oohhhh lets wank on the beast. I touched it...ohhhh wank again.
Does anyone realise that the top business moguls in the world are now having a bash at Sankara? Yaani people with money that Kirubi is begging for?
What happened to this country? Are we that stupid?
The beast is not the story. My friends, Obama doesn't give a shit about odm and jubilee. They are here to make money. Ask Akon. I loved his presentation. None of you saw it. Too busy wanking on beasts.
Ni hayo tu.
PS. I know the secret service is monitoring this post. Go wank on yourselves too. I'm in Kenya, f*** you.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.