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kimiri
#2051 Posted : Thursday, May 10, 2012 4:46:14 PM
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@Buster. Which is your local pub so that I join you if indeed a miracle happens and man u lifts the trophy? This week I have endured a lot of bashing from arsenal funs (including my wife) and would surely wish see their faces if indeed the unthinkable happens. It is however very very unlikely!
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QW25091985
#2052 Posted : Friday, May 11, 2012 9:00:01 AM
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Joined: 1/24/2012
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Location: In Da Hood
JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghanaian football stars killing English in interviews

1. Asamoah Gyan
Interviewer: Asamoah how do you feel about not being able to convert the spot kick ?
Asamoah: I feel … immediately!!!
...
2. Olele Kingson.
Interviewer: So Olele tell us about your family
Olele: I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is one in front of me and one behind me.

3. The late Dan Lartey
Interviewer: Firstly, Dan we would just like to wish you a happy birthday.
Dan Lartey: Thank you, thank you, same to you

4. Steven Appiah
Interviewer: Steve you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form you also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret ?
Steven Appiah: In the morning I get up and I run away.

5. Steven Appiah
Interviewer: Steve you have just played an amazing game to help Black Stars win, where to from here ?
Steven Appiah: I am going home.

6.The Late Dan Lartey
Interviewer: Dan, what new thing will u bring on board when you are elected Ghana’s president ?
Dan: thank you thank you for the question, pls the question again ?

7. Shamo Quaye
Interviewer: Shamo: those were three beautiful babies you put away behind the net. How do you feel ?
Shamo: Aah I am so ashamed, I just don’t like it when these woman tell the whole world.

8. John Mensah
Interviewer: John with your form and physique, ghanaians least expected such a penalty kick from you
John: mtcheeew, dont mind suarez..he is raceeesm

9.John Mensah
Interviewer: john wat do u say about dis match ?
John: we donate everytin to God
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Nobby
#2053 Posted : Friday, May 11, 2012 4:58:38 PM
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Location: Nairobi
MaichBlack wrote:
Buster wrote:
This evening I am going to buy two bottles of that bubbly stuff. I will head to my local early enough on Sunday and have them placed huko nyuma ya fridge kabisa hidden by the brown bottles. If Manutd pull a surprise...Pray Pray Pray well Guys will be in for a special kind of shower. Should City win it, those bottles will be sneaked out bila mtu kujua.Angel Angel Angel


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

If Man United pull this off, it will be the sweetest League success in recent history!!!

99% have already written Man United off but like you, I'm still holding onto the very slim chance of Man United lifting the trophy. My biggest decision on Sunday will be where to watch the game - at home or in a club.

If Man United SOMEHOW pulls this off, I would want to be in the middle of a huge umati! If, as expected and concluded by 99% of football watching characters, City lifts the trophy, I would want to be alone in my living room!!! What to do?


This is 99.95% gone with City, better be in your living room, no team has lost the title in their back yard and remember City have not lost a game at home...... ngumu sana, ngume sana!!
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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smano
#2054 Posted : Friday, May 11, 2012 6:26:07 PM
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Hio iliisha when Yaya scored the 2nd goal, until that time I still had some hope...
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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TiggerTiggy
#2055 Posted : Saturday, May 12, 2012 1:05:16 AM
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who thinks my beloved man-city would be beaten by QPR aka Quarter Pound of Rubbish?
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kyt
#2056 Posted : Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:14:41 AM
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man u lost it with a draw at home 2wks ago.
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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Buster
#2057 Posted : Saturday, May 12, 2012 11:09:22 AM
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kimiri wrote:
@Buster. Which is your local pub so that I join you if indeed a miracle happens and man u lifts the trophy? This week I have endured a lot of bashing from arsenal funs (including my wife) and would surely wish see their faces if indeed the unthinkable happens. It is however very very unlikely!


Same here, My Wife being an Arsenal Fan, I cant tell you the hell I am going through. The bottles have now been hidden in a cool dark place, (Cant let her see them)to be sneaked out when She goes to Church.

@Smano. like SAF said, "something Stupid can happen". Lets hope it happens to City and not United.





If you look clearly at the hand's inclination, He is about to curve out the letter 'U'(Ahem)Drool Drool Drool
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Buster
#2058 Posted : Saturday, May 12, 2012 11:18:16 AM
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TAZ wrote:
There's your 2012/2013 home kit Arsenal fans!




Sasa hi ni nini? Cant be seen in this. Hope the away Kit will be better... (Manutd)
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digitek1
#2059 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2012 7:04:46 PM
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Location: Kenya
#mancity Thank you
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
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radio
#2060 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2012 7:18:11 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
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Close but not close enough.

Too much heartache around me. For a moment my friends with me here thought they had won.
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