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Elections humour....
Angelica _ann
#191 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 8:19:15 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@AlphaDoti,

They are excused.......You are one of the few who appreciate the creativity in the use of those two words while refering at nothing....of course they say little knowledge is dangerous.

@Waithaka,
Na baba, yes!.....any more questions


hasira nayo
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Dash
#192 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 8:26:50 PM
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Joined: 3/24/2010
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Location: Nairobi
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Mo wrote:
Wa_ithaka wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"

Njung'e kai uhuru ari thoguo?

You've really become juvenile since this electioneering period went into high gear

@wa-forest, concur with you, had loads of respect but it's now all washed.

absolute power corrupts the mind of the intelligent.

I'm not Kyuk, but let me come to @guka's rescue. The text he said, he has just quoted. He quoted somebody, remember this thread is about election humour!
So let's laugh hahahah Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

NOTE: @Njung'e, please excuse them, they didn't get the joke, but you don't need to abuse them up there... Shame on you


Maybe theres a thin line between humour and insult
Njung'e
#193 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 8:29:13 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
@AlphaDoti,

They are excused.......You are one of the few who appreciate the creativity in the use of those two words while refering at nothing....of course they say little knowledge is dangerous.

@Waithaka,
Na baba, yes!.....any more questions


hasira nayo


Laughing out loudly Hasira ii wapi kijana?...I am in a fine celebratory mood and i can't get why some people are getting worked up by a simple harmless joke!...or do they have no sense of humour just like stones.Sad life then!!Pray

ION other very positive news,The main NSE-20 share index rallied to 4,796.33 points, a level last touched in Aug. 20, 2008.......Are you riding the wave ama ni kelele tuu halafu you'll come back here eti supreme court?smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Mastermind
#194 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 8:48:52 PM
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holycow
#195 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 8:49:18 PM
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To me,the thread was humourous until Njung'e

1. Posted in Kikuyu
2. Introduced tribal undertones(royalty versus fishermen)

The joke would have been better if posted in English(yeah, don't pull that line of jokes losing the punchline when translated from mother tongue to English/Swahili)
newfarer
#196 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 9:04:29 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"


Tactless and unsavoury. Show some class.


Go tell it to whoever wrote it.Idiot!

punda amecheka
newfarer
#197 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 9:06:20 PM
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Location: Uganda
Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"


Tactless and unsavoury. Show some class.


Go tell it to whoever wrote it.Idiot!

another one.admin umelala fofofo!!!
punda amecheka
simonkabz
#198 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 9:39:17 PM
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Location: Cameroon
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"


Is this supposed to be a joke???? In these sensitive times? eish bana. ....
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
quicksand
#199 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 10:24:51 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
C&P

"Uthamaki ni witu.Thamaki ni ciao!"


Tactless and unsavoury. Show some class.


Go tell it to whoever wrote it.Idiot!


You copied it here, you are culpable. Have you taken leave of your senses? Those who paste lewd links or pictures get usered by the admin (when she deems fit to work), even when they did not author the original content.
If you want to be treated like an adult, first you must behave like one. Get your head out of tribal bigotry, it is a disease.
washiku
#200 Posted : Monday, March 11, 2013 10:54:58 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Dash wrote:
C&P
MEANWHILE POLITICIANS are tearing into each other on their FACEBOOK WALLS.

MUDAVADI Updates:
"I wish I knew"
Uhuru,Ruto,Balala and 467 other governors and senators LIKE this.

UHURU:
Hehehe,told ya! *Ruto and 185 others LIKE this*

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hehehe,you guy!

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto,whats funny??? Nkt!

RUTO:
@Mudavadi,ai, Everythng! Hahahaha

NGILU:
@Uhuru,hehehe,aki wewe! Spare the guy! @Ruto,ati everything? Hahaha

MUTHAMA:
@Ngilu,hata wewe unacheka Mudavadi? SMDH. Nyani haoni kundule...I thot u lost da senator's post,

KALONZO:
@Muthama,tihihi,ati nini??

NGILU:
@Muthama,was I talking to You?? Puh-leeeeze! @Kalonzo,so utacheka ALL DAY ama? Btw,i thot uko kotini ,

KALONZO:
@Ngilu,Kortini nikiduu? We send lawyers ,my dia! Unafikiri kwenda kotini ni ka kuchimba borehole? Lol!

MUTULA:
@Kalonzo,pwahahahahahaha! Ebu say that again!

SONKO:
@Kalonzo,ai boss,wacha kucatch mafeelings buda,ni fb!

WAITITU:
@Hehehe,am enjoying the conversation,

BISHOP WANJIRU:
@Waititu,keep enjoying the conversation while KIDERO is enjoying the victory!

WAITITU:
@Wanjiru,are YOU enjoying ANY VICTORY YOURSELF??????

MUNGATANA:
@Wanjiru,we may have lost but aleast we wil b in tha Government!

UHURU:
@Mungatana, hmmmm,okay....

RUTO:
@Uhuru,hahaha,na si unanibamba!

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,too late 4u bro. Enda ukauze miwa! lol !

RUTO:
@Kabogo,ati miwa?? Pwahahahahah! Man,you just killed it!

MUDAVADI:
@Kabogo,atleast it is LEGAL to sell sugarcanes.....#peddler

KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,peddler my ass! Kwani ni wewe na peddle??

MUDAVADI:
@Ruto, haiya,kwani leo unacheka? I expectd uanze kulia!

NAMWAMBA:
@Mudavadi, pwahahaha,iyo ni kali !!! #crybaby

DIDA:
You should ONLY insult when offended. And when You do,dont over-do it. Leave some space for a reply.

SONKO:
@Dida,weh na wewe hapa sio debate! Peleka ma punchlines Brookside!

MUITE:
@Sonko,ni BrookHOUSE. Sio BrookSIDE. Brookside ni maziwa budah! Hahaha

SONKO:
@Muite,kumbe umeONA iyo makosa?? Hehehe,enyewe uko na MACHO kali boss! Lol!

KUTUNNY:
@Sonko,pwahahahaha! Wah! Iyo ni kali! @Muite,de-activate account buda!

KARUA:
@Muite has a right to be heard and be respected!

NGILU:
@Karua,kumbe Gichugu kuna network ya fb??

WAITITU:
@Ngilu,Buahahahahahaha,aki umeni-murder!@ Karua,iza jo!

KIDERO:
SMDH

KIYAPI:
@Kidero,SMDH too. Ebu twende inbox, hapa ni utoi peke yake!

SHEBESH:
@Kiyapi,mafeelings nayo! Relax buda,ni fb!

KIYAPI:
@Shebesh, yaaaaaaawwwn

SONKO:
@Kiyapi,una yawn na hauna meno??

ORENGO:
@Sönko,pwahahahaha,i've never liked you lakini leo jo! Umeni-murder!

MARY WAMBUI:
@Chebes(shebesh) aki ya mungu reo mumeniua! *Dead and Kiriamiti *!

NAMWAMBA:
@Wambui,ni CREMATED. Sio Kiriamiti! Lol !

WAMBUI:
@Sasa wewe Namwaba,unagamba gamba nini hapa? Unajua nirichida kiti ya Othaya wewe? @Chebes,ta reke jooke wíra itana shunwo certificate ya TNA ni Mugambi,pwahahaha

SHEBESH:
@Wambui,pwahahaha,lakini tumia lugha ya taifa hata kama bana! Lol!

WAMBUI:
@Chebes,lugha ya taiva kwani Othaya ni taiva? Pwahahahaha!

*Mudavadi Removes Post*


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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