Dispatches from the Hague
Reporting for Wazua.
@Kaigangio took a smoking break and I stepped in,...
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Ocampo:This may be out of topic...why is it dated September 2007? I thought your elections were late in the year and bulk of PEV happened in 2008?
Ruto:Precisely. That is the main reason why I am here, sir.
Ocampo:What do you mean?
Ruto:PEV has become synonymous with Ruto, and Ruto with PEV. Another good friend of mine and a comrade-at-state-house race is also becoming ubiquitous with PEV - You shall have him here before this Thanksgiving, inshallah. But as you can read, the entire strategy was conceived, orchestrated, and championed by a six-some. None of them is less wicked than the other. Why am I here alone? Where are the other five, Mr. Prosecutor?
Ocampo:Strategy? conceived? orchestrated? championed...are we addressing the same matter here, Mr. Rot? eeer, Ruto?
Ruto:Yes we are. We are here about the PEV. You would have heard about project management bw. Ocampo. there is the conceptual stage, planning, pre-production, execution....all that cannot happen spasmodically when a bloke is sworn in at night. No. Those things were well planned, well funded and well rehearsed. As I said earlier, no single person, much the less Samoei who could have pulled that alone....
Ocampo:Salmonela?! What do you mean?
Ruto:Samoei. That is my name - Look - some people in Kenya do not like that I have the traits and the name of an illustrious legend. They consider me a threat, especially after they were 'crowned' as elder in my community....
Ocampo:Let us stay with the issue. Tell me about the PEV planing - who are those that you are referring to as 'six-some'? An orgy that must have been!
(Dr. Kindiki hands over a well binded collection of well-handled memos all stamped 'confidential, FYEO'and with words such as PENTAGON, CAPTAIN... allover)
Ocampo: (Flipping through the memos...This is a game changer, gentlemen. Who else have you shared this with?
Ruto:No one.
Ocampo:How can you vouch for their authenticity?
Ruto:Intelligence has copies. We can swear an affidavit. The computers that were 'stolen' from a certain office have copies... all you need is to commission a system audit to those computers.
Ocampo:Do you need protection from ICC, Mr Ruto? I think you do, considering that you are no longer a cabinet minister.
@Kaigangio, having smoked a full musokoto of of a substance he received as gift from Kingstone, saunters into the reporting chair with much ceremony....