Hi all,
in todays paper a news article heading caught my eye....the heading is:
'City scare as lions escape from park'
Those guys who live in Githurai or Kahawa,had no idea that there were some canines on the loose. You can also rest assured that even majority of residents in areas around the park were not aware of anything till they saw the sub heading.
The question is: which city is the media talking about?????
Or it is another part of a damaging rumour.....
On another platform,some close news sources has it that The Real Shaft on Monday the 15th June 2009 opened the office with a torn and bandaged ear. His story was that he was bitten by his dog the previous night after parking his Benz 650 SEL...
The emerging details as of yesterday evening,according to the sources,was that he was clobbered by his other half when he was caught red handed sniffing in prohibitted territories in the company of his closest ally and client..none other than mlefu...
The Shaft had no time to explain,as the furious supermama with a calculated,precision and fast strike floored him instantly,and mlefu,upon seing the unfolding circus was left with no choice but to scuttle out of the area for his own safety....
The sources could not divulge any further details,but they have indicated that as of wednesday the Shaft had been exiled to the guest room with no meals being prepared for him in addition to any fresh laundry issues up until further notice...and his close ally has not available for comment on the whereabouts of his friend Shaft......What a bad day to end the week!!!!!
Pole sana Shaft we also go through the same treatment sometimes although we never talk about it.....
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...