You guys are liars, below is where most of you were
1.Mugandaman had gone to SDA church the previous day
2.Alphadoti had gone to mosque on Friday
3.Hamburglar was convincing his girlfriend to be an atheist
4.Hardwood was not even a sperm
5.Guka was flashing his semen in the shared toilet in Eastleigh
6.Angelica in migori was playing hard to get with the boyfriend who had a hard on.
7.Tycho was masturbating
8.Kingfisher was on top of a woman
9.Alma was doing a wamnyonyez on an Indian girl’s spicy airport in parklands
10.Kysse was busy playing cha baba and mama
11. Radios parents were dating
12. Impunity was probably fantasizing about laying a cow/goat/chicken
13. Washiku's great grandparents were dating
14. Bigshick was a pre-teen trying to rub and pull her bread to be bigger and rounder like her teens who were in puberty
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?