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sparkly
#11 Posted : Wednesday, September 19, 2018 4:45:48 PM
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Naturally the Commander in Chief will give a rebuttal by tweeting a picture of the huuuge chief.
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Kusadikika
#12 Posted : Wednesday, September 19, 2018 5:24:03 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Naturally the Commander in Chief will give a rebuttal by tweeting a picture of the huuuge chief.


He has been tweeting lakini amelenga hii story mbaya sana. Kelly alifanya vibaya sana kufuta Omarosa. Unajua yeye ndiye alikuwa anamletea muchene kama hii haraka haraka, tweet inatoka chap chap wakati hasira bado iko moto.
kaka2za
#13 Posted : Wednesday, September 19, 2018 5:56:31 PM
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What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!
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masukuma
#14 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 7:50:45 AM
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kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.
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Angelica _ann
#15 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 11:04:41 AM
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masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.


Bora uhai, nasikia ikikataa there are other methods therein smile
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Ryko
#16 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 11:43:24 AM
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masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.


This is the world dick size.



The weird observation about this sizes is that for countries such as Thailand, the moment you land in Thailand Airport and join those immigration queue you will automatically realize you are a very tall. Any normal East Africa even guys you call short here in Kenya are taller. Those guys are averagely short in height. I wonder if that is correlated.


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#17 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 11:43:50 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.


Bora uhai, nasikia ikikataa there are other methods therein smile


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AlphDoti
#18 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 12:45:03 PM
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Ryko wrote:
masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.

This is the world dick size.



The weird observation about this sizes is that for countries such as Thailand, the moment you land in Thailand Airport and join those immigration queue you will automatically realize you are a very tall. Any normal East Africa even guys you call short here in Kenya are taller. Those guys are averagely short in height. I wonder if that is correlated.

So @kaka2za where is your theory now, are Sudanese who have the longest tail shorter than the Thai people?

Kiherehere ni kitu mbaya sana!
Angelica _ann
#19 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 12:51:02 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
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AlphDoti wrote:
Ryko wrote:
masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.

This is the world dick size.



The weird observation about this sizes is that for countries such as Thailand, the moment you land in Thailand Airport and join those immigration queue you will automatically realize you are a very tall. Any normal East Africa even guys you call short here in Kenya are taller. Those guys are averagely short in height. I wonder if that is correlated.

So @kaka2za where is your theory now, are Sudanese who have the longest tail shorter than the Thai people?

Kiherehere ni kitu mbaya sana!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Let the ladies share their experience here tuwachane na theories.
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#20 Posted : Friday, September 21, 2018 1:07:56 PM
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Ryko wrote:
masukuma wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
What I know ...the shorter the Monkey the longer the tail. Ladies beware of the short guys!

there could be some truth to this... what i have heard is that indians and Chinese have very short nininos but there is no one raunchier than them. They don't pay top dollar for rhino horn and sea cucumbers for nothing! They throw everything at it and it becomes increasingly perverted! apparently japanese guys too. I think that is why the lion is the king of the jungle and not the much larger elephant, rhino, hippo, buffalo or giraffe. I guess if you carry a massive weapon-load like a south sudanese guy - you walk around like the world owes you something but hao waAsia wanajua there are 2 things in hunting - urefu wa makucha na ukali wa meno ... you play with all you have.


This is the world dick size.



The weird observation about this sizes is that for countries such as Thailand, the moment you land in Thailand Airport and join those immigration queue you will automatically realize you are a very tall. Any normal East Africa even guys you call short here in Kenya are taller. Those guys are averagely short in height. I wonder if that is correlated.



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