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sherrif
#11 Posted : Saturday, July 06, 2013 10:37:30 PM
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Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.
washiku
#12 Posted : Saturday, July 06, 2013 11:01:12 PM
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sherrif wrote:
Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Bigchick
#13 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 8:03:07 AM
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sherrif wrote:
Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.



Kwani how do you go about your hugging? You make it sound like a process.....

Please explain in simple language or a sketch diagram how you hug those with wide circumference.

Hii ingine ya lips etc, we never get there.Its a simple shoulder to shoulder king of thing.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
radio
#14 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 10:37:48 AM
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@BigChick do you have an RSS feed for anything big mentioned in wazua? Am always amazed at how quick you spot them! Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly
Meduza
#15 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:15:20 AM
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sherrif wrote:
Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...by the time the hugs are done am sure will have experience all the above. from experience...be very fast to give your hand...that way you will evade the hugs...it works
You cant win, unless you first begin....
Rankaz13
#16 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:16:02 AM
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sherrif wrote:
Factors to consider before hugging/kissing/pecking

1. Body odour-run away if the person smells like burnt coakroach.
2. Body size-Some with wide circumference are unhuggable cz arms can't go round.It's more of a collision than hug.
3. The lips,teeth and skin cleanliness-some people drool 24/7 and have big lips which do suction instead of pecking.
4. Mchele,cookie and milk.Stay safe by avoiding body contact.
5. The cologne used.Run away if person uses toilet freshener as body spray, cz smell will stick with you the whole day.
6. You never know where one is coming from! probably from the morgue with all the funny smells.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
butterflyke
#17 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:44:59 AM
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radio wrote:
@BigChick do you have an RSS feed for anything big mentioned in wazua? Am always amazed at how quick you spot them! Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly


jamaneni Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Bigchick
#18 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 12:49:33 PM
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radio wrote:
@BigChick do you have an RSS feed for anything big mentioned in wazua? Am always amazed at how quick you spot them! Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Radio.We all spot them at the same time but we react differently based on our sensitivity to the words big, fat, xtra large etc more so when referring to people.

Like now based on the above comment am trying to visualise a hug where the hands dont go round.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Nomanoma
#19 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 1:18:50 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Kwanza hii kukaribia hizi nywele za wanawake ambazo huwa zinanuka...I understand one can take as long as six months before the hair is washed...Whatever yo do dont hug ukikaribia hizo nywele!!!
MaichBlack
#20 Posted : Sunday, July 07, 2013 1:24:30 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
radio wrote:
@BigChick do you have an RSS feed for anything big mentioned in wazua? Am always amazed at how quick you spot them! Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Radio.We all spot them at the same time but we react differently based on our sensitivity to the words big, fat, xtra large etc more so when referring to people.

Like now based on the above comment am trying to visualise a hug where the hands dont go round.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly




Don't worry @bigchick. After slim possible, you will be huggable! He he he. Just make sure you make it to the final. Hapana leta kazi kwa mchezo! (And yes, I meant to say kazi kwa mchezo).
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