You are a tipsy,have a gun and get into a fender bender near a road block. You drive away in a huff then return to the scene when a little more sober. Do you shoot a) the guy you had an altercation with,b) the traffic cop at the road block or c) anyone passing by? If your answer is a) you will hanged for murder; b) the cop's buddies will empty their magazines on you; c) you will only get 14 months.

...after your kids have finished their humburger and chips and made the inside of your car look like one of city council's Dandora waste dumping site,you are not impressed. You instruct them to clean the car as you move by throwing everything through the window. All that mess lands o other people's vehicles...

Always carry a 'nyahunyo' or 'mathiokore' below the driver's seat..........itakusidia mbele mimi sitakua..................

@simo Hee I swear you are so right im even laughing... i took a turn to juja by mistake and kupiga U turn jioni...? I had to reply to obscenities,fungiana,beg,wait,sometime to zima gari,waaah i think its the best place to learn driving in nai.

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Brav/Thimioni,

You guys are right.It's along this same road a former police officer shot a motorist the previous night.........It must be an ultimate in testing how you cope with road range............Thanks God they don't sell guns over the counter.

@Chaka,

ROTFLMAO.....!!..Why can't they ask Marangi to help eliminate the road markings?(CSR).

Yombo dhier....!!

@Magigi: I'm with you on this! On Friday, an idiot was on the outer most lane at Uhuru Highway/Kenyatta Avenue roundabout and I was in the inner lane next to his. Then midway through the roundabout the bugger decides that he needs to get into town,promptly puts out his hand (he was driving a KCA bijuti ya blue with no indicator) and without warning he cuts me off! I missed him by inches and I when hooted, he was surprised and asked me 'ni nini madam? Unakimbia wapi?' I nearly burst a vein in my head!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!

I think Djinn takes the price with 'At the round about when the lights turn amber,the first to hoot gets a price' quote.

That was as funny as they get,I laughed out loud in the office.


I've noticed the youth in particular coming in to a workplace with a completely outsized notion of their own value and importance... just a thinly-veiled arrogance. May be the credit crunch induced recession is whats needed to remind us all about the value of hard work.... By Anonymous

@Sasha,

Did you say a blue bijuti??.....That must have been me......but dear,i remember smiling at you...-:)...............They say in our roads,you assume the driver infront is a lunatic.

Yombo dhier....!!

Always use the right indicator in the dark,on a two way road,to signal the breadth of your car - never mind that 'target fixation' will take place & cause the oncoming driver to look at the flashing light and be drawn towards it like a moth to a light! Whay do pple do that - it helps not unless your right side headlight is out.



BTW I totally DO NOT mind it when the same is used by truck/bus drivers to signal the vehicle behind that its unsafe to overtake (and the opposite when it is safe) - thank God for such courteous drivers (and may Mephistopheles fry with little oil,those drivers that accelerate when you start overtaking them)

The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less

LMAO @ he was surprised and asked me 'ni nini madam? Unakimbia wapi?' I nearly burst a vein in my head!

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.