argh Impunity.get out of the gutter.
My least embarrasing.
Was in Double M and time came to alight.Before the bus stopped conductor was like 'karibia mlango haraka'.
So I stood and the driver applied breaks.
I was thrown back to the front window (had sat at the front and was walking towards door)till I found myself sitting on the dashboard,back on window and facing all pax in the bus who were like 'pole madam'
It was the driver who lifted me from the dashboard cz I had sank inside.
I didn't even lift my head up ni aibu.
Another ride on Double M,zip opened without my knowledge,so I stood up and tadaa! skirt on floor! Suluu potea.
Thank God it was night.
There is another incident which involved a psycho,again on public bus.He had formulated ways of caressing women sitting next to him.
I heard a woman complain once, till I fell victim.
For women's sake let me share.
The man sits next to you then somewhere along the way he initiates talk.His talk centres around buildings outside and directions, I think to keep one staring outside.
Later he removes his coat/jacket and places it on his laps ensuring that part of it covers your handbag.That is why I hate people's clothes on me.
Then he slowly slips his sick hands under the coat and under your bag as you are busy talking to him.All the time you assume it's the pressure of your bag on the laps kumbe it's his hands!
The worst is if you fall asleep which I did and found his hand elsewhere.Trousers are good.
When I woke up,we were in town! I pushed him back and almost lynched him.
This world is not my home.
ok lets hear yours,no shame
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.