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Cabinet Minister impregnates an underage girl
willin2learn
#11 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:10:07 PM
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Joined: 2/12/2008
Posts: 1,178
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Jump-steady wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Porini.


Eh! Impunity? Is that a clue or what? Peel the mask kabisa! smile

The wilderbeasts are stuck in Serengeti TZ...and Kenyan respective ministry is taking charge!
smile


@Impunity
Okay...former or current wildebeests...Please peel the mask more.

One male wilderbeast fainted on 10th June when we were mourning our 2 ministers,he was trying to cross Mara river but fainted midstsean!
smile


Heard so. Same wildbeest had swallowed Eno in anticipation of a feast at Naivasha only for the meal not to show up. Security detail had to round some random mwende to abate the Eno effectSad
Magigi
#12 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:12:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
willin2learn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Jump-steady wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Porini.


Eh! Impunity? Is that a clue or what? Peel the mask kabisa! smile

The wilderbeasts are stuck in Serengeti TZ...and Kenyan respective ministry is taking charge!
smile


@Impunity
Okay...former or current wildebeests...Please peel the mask more.

One male wilderbeast fainted on 10th June when we were mourning our 2 ministers,he was trying to cross Mara river but fainted midstsean!
smile


Heard so. Same wildbeest had swallowed Eno in anticipation of a feast at Naivasha only for the meal not to show up. Security detail had to round some random mwende to abate the Eno effect:-(

...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuwwiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... Must be a very randy wildbeest!
...Okay...Move to Chapter 2 of Peeling the Wildbeest!!!
Impunity
#13 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:17:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
willin2learn wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Jump-steady wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Porini.


Eh! Impunity? Is that a clue or what? Peel the mask kabisa! smile

The wilderbeasts are stuck in Serengeti TZ...and Kenyan respective ministry is taking charge!
smile


@Impunity
Okay...former or current wildebeests...Please peel the mask more.

One male wilderbeast fainted on 10th June when we were mourning our 2 ministers,he was trying to cross Mara river but fainted midstsean!
smile


Heard so. Same wildbeest had swallowed Eno in anticipation of a feast at Naivasha only for the meal not to show up. Security detail had to round some random mwende to abate the Eno effectSad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
He actually overdosed on the famous Andrews liver salt,he fainted on that Mwende too!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

KenSaf
#14 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 5:41:09 PM
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Joined: 6/4/2008
Posts: 394
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Euge
#15 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 6:59:08 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Am still lost. somebody find me.
Lord, thank you!
maka
#16 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 7:11:01 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
He he he must b hvn a tented trouser all day long randy human being
possunt quia posse videntur
Njung'e
#17 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 7:13:27 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.


I hope you find me in the processsmile Pray
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Euge
#18 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 8:38:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Njung'e wrote:
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.


I hope you find me in the processsmile Pray


Promise you will not faint. smile
Lord, thank you!
Impunity
#19 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 9:37:23 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Euge wrote:
Am still lost. somebody find me.

The said wilderbeest is a known local political negotiator!
Someone in the old testament built a huge ship...
Enough peeling up there!
smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

essyk
#20 Posted : Tuesday, July 24, 2012 9:40:44 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
of all people?
*pukes*
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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