1.Kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya 5 bob akuuzie
2.Taxation on weaves and other fake hair should go up to curb the killing of poor horses.
3.If you spend more than 30K on a chic umelipa deposit ya dowry.Make sure you show her parents the receipts.<---- My Favorite!! This is from a guy’s side of view!
4.PK irudi 4bob
5. Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide
6. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance
wapatie masufferer
7.parliament si club, hiyo speaker inaitwa marende iuzwe
8.hosi zipunguzwe bei wakorino wapone vichwa haraka