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kysse
#21 Posted : Thursday, January 23, 2014 8:36:37 PM
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Edyj wrote:
Ali Baba wrote:
kysse wrote:
Prime wrote:
I have a friend with one. 6k. The following restrictions apply:
1. No entry after 8 pm.
2. No EXIT BEFORE 6 AM.
3. Only 3 Buckets of water per day. The tap is outside the landlord's back yard
4. Lights rationing from 10 pm to 4 am
5. No loud music.
6. no heaters
7. No visitors of the opposite sex.
8. Compulsory prayers every Wednesday evening.
9. Only bulbs below 40 watts
10. rent must be paid by 2nd of the month. Midday


Eish this is good for Daycare.
Hhmmmm ...this sounds like its Kamiti Maximum Prison......


I will be surprised if he/she gets a tenant with these conditions



A terminally ill patient.
A nun
A very old person.
jaggernaut
#22 Posted : Thursday, January 23, 2014 8:48:15 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
kysse wrote:
Edyj wrote:
Ali Baba wrote:
kysse wrote:
Prime wrote:
I have a friend with one. 6k. The following restrictions apply:
1. No entry after 8 pm.
2. No EXIT BEFORE 6 AM.
3. Only 3 Buckets of water per day. The tap is outside the landlord's back yard
4. Lights rationing from 10 pm to 4 am
5. No loud music.
6. no heaters
7. No visitors of the opposite sex.
8. Compulsory prayers every Wednesday evening.
9. Only bulbs below 40 watts
10. rent must be paid by 2nd of the month. Midday


Eish this is good for Daycare.
Hhmmmm ...this sounds like its Kamiti Maximum Prison......


I will be surprised if he/she gets a tenant with these conditions



A terminally ill patient.
A nun
A very old person.

How would you like as a landlord, to have your tenant staggering home at 3am with some chips funga....or the fish arriving with the partner to be eaten. Then your teenage kids are peeping to see who is opening the gate at 3am? Then the tenant proceeds to put some loud music?
Caveman
#23 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 3:21:53 PM
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Joined: 4/15/2009
Posts: 371
I have a vacant SQ in south B, Plainview estate going for Ksh10,000 inclusive of water and electricity; suitable only for a single man/woman
Angelica _ann
#24 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 3:28:35 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,908
jaggernaut wrote:
kysse wrote:
Edyj wrote:
Ali Baba wrote:
kysse wrote:
Prime wrote:
I have a friend with one. 6k. The following restrictions apply:
1. No entry after 8 pm.
2. No EXIT BEFORE 6 AM.
3. Only 3 Buckets of water per day. The tap is outside the landlord's back yard
4. Lights rationing from 10 pm to 4 am
5. No loud music.
6. no heaters
7. No visitors of the opposite sex.
8. Compulsory prayers every Wednesday evening.
9. Only bulbs below 40 watts
10. rent must be paid by 2nd of the month. Midday


Eish this is good for Daycare.
Hhmmmm ...this sounds like its Kamiti Maximum Prison......


I will be surprised if he/she gets a tenant with these conditions



A terminally ill patient.
A nun
A very old person.

How would you like as a landlord, to have your tenant staggering home at 3am with some chips funga....or the fish arriving with the partner to be eaten. Then your teenage kids are peeping to see who is opening the gate at 3am? Then the tenant proceeds to put some loud music?

That is why landlords dont live with tenants in the same abode!

Hapo juu ni Kamiti reloaded ati lights out from 10pm to 4 am yawa! Water 3 buckets Maisha in once yawa!
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