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King G		#1781 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 4:29:33 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo		butterflyke wrote: A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & got a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar. @washiku, usieke photo tafadhali Aish not funny at ALL!!!!! I am feeling it on my balls YAWA!!!!!! Thieves
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Njung'e		#1782 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 4:34:14 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		washiku wrote: First it was HellsGATE, then westGATE..... hope all is well with colGATE ...Kijana wacha mbangi! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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wilyum		#1783 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 5:56:09 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010		butterflyke wrote: A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & got a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar. @washiku, usieke photo tafadhali
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butterflyke		#1784 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 6:30:20 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		King G wrote: butterflyke wrote: A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & got a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar. @washiku, usieke photo tafadhali Aish not funny at ALL!!!!! I am feeling it on my balls YAWA!!!!!! i can't stop Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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washiku		#1785 Posted : Wednesday, October 09, 2013 4:48:18 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Daughter - " Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes." Father - "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and send them through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay". A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#1786 Posted : Wednesday, October 09, 2013 4:54:26 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Chemistry teachers wakitupiana mistari(WARNING:for those who didn't take the subject as an optional) MAN : Baby gal, are you an atom(single) LADY : Yes, a free atom of valency 1(very reactive and easily irritated on water and fears bathing because water reacts with her skin.) MAN : That's scary and explosive. LADY : Just kidding. I am of valency 4. If you lose me I neither gain nor lose anything. MAN : In other words valency 4 means friends with benefits. So can we bond?? LADY : Of course but we must only bond with weak Van Der Waals forces. MAN : Hehe. Meaning no commitment and strong strings attached. So will you strike my iron when its hot?? LADY : On condition that you be my solvay process to solve my financial issues. MAN : Money is not a problem because I can also buy you expensive distilled solvents (liquor) LADY : Oh man you so romantic. Your love is like hydrogen. It makes my heart beat with a pop sound.. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#1787 Posted : Wednesday, October 09, 2013 5:24:22 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Joseph Kabila came out of prison to be a prime minister. Nelson Mandela came out of prison to be a president. Kenyatta came out of prison to become the president Kwame Nkrumah came out of prison to fight for independence. Abeg....!! Guys just stop this university thing and go to prison!! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Rankaz13		#1788 Posted : Wednesday, October 09, 2013 10:27:27 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		washiku wrote: Joseph Kabila came out of prison to be a prime minister. Nelson Mandela came out of prison to be a president. Kenyatta came out of prison to become the president Kwame Nkrumah came out of prison to fight for independence. Abeg....!! Guys just stop this university thing and go to prison!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Mukiri		#1789 Posted : Thursday, October 10, 2013 4:34:33 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222		washiku wrote: Joseph Kabila came out of prison to be a prime minister. Nelson Mandela came out of prison to be a president. Kenyatta came out of prison to become the president Kwame Nkrumah came out of prison to fight for independence. Abeg....!! Guys just stop this university thing and go to prison!! UMK Proverbs 19:21
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Buster		#1790 Posted : Thursday, October 10, 2013 4:39:16 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/17/2007 Posts: 1,345		C & P 'Firefighters came to the rescue of a man in distress when he got his penis stuck in a toaster. It is unclear exactly what the humiliated gentleman had been up to, but fortunately London's finest arrived to extricate his manhood from the electrical device. Unbelievably, another adventurer rivalled his ridiculous antics by somehow getting his member lodged in a vacuum cleaner. And the ultra-professional London Fire Brigade staff have had to free 79 people from handcuffs in the last three years alone' - The Daily Mirror.
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