LETTER TO ALSHABAAB FROM KISUMO...
Dear mar chieth??
alsabab, ong'echegi si you come to kisumo, we tame the setan in your bodies ong'ogruogegi!...
how can you attack pregnant women and innocent children kasto you say ni nyi nya nye nye nye you cowards chiedhegi! si mukuje kisumu nkt, the rectum of your mothers nkt!
infact the rear organ of your fathers nkt. your grandmother's pancreas too nkt. your uncle's duodenum bende nkt!
nkt if you come to kisumo, only oyoo, kidero, and gor mahia kondele branch is enough to subdue you, you entrails of Lates niloticus!
if you attack jane adika's house in nyando, that has ten in one floors, the next day she will say "sirikali tafadhalii niko saidi mbaya kabisaa, hata alsabab singine niliattack hapa sijui nimeenda wapi, hata wait widow nimeenda sooote! sirikali tafadhaaali"
still in nyando it will take only a few minutes and miguna miguna will peel back your masks, and expose your identities you tails of Canis lupus familiaris!
punde modenyogi, come to alego tat yien and experience the power of manayasi. in alego we keep lightning and thunderstorm in a bottle and prescribe it to chiedhe kaka un, you bone marrows of a Chamaeleonidae nkt! we will make you eat those grenades and bullets if you dare step in alego. your private parts will grow on your foreheads and become public parts sianda pakagi.
try your cowardice tactics in kisumo and you will know why a stone is not somebody's mother. bi uru chieeeeth awacho ayueyo!
yours ayam not even in kisumo,
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".