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Dangi
#161 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 12:50:01 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Women who if u happen to be walking fast on the street upon noticing how fast u are walking,clutch unto their handbags tightly..WASHINDWE!!
Take care of the penny & the shilling will take care of itself
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Magigi
#162 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 12:57:17 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
...Indians in London who, when they see you window shopping Kenya style turn on their CCTVs. Brari Uji baridi!!! pilipili kabisa!
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leona
#163 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:30:08 PM
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Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
Dangi wrote:
Women who if u happen to be walking fast on the street upon noticing how fast u are walking,clutch unto their handbags tightly..WASHINDWE!!

@Dangi
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly But isnt it the other way round? I clutch my handbag tighter if there's a slow walking dude behind me,and even give him that 'Dont even think about it' look!
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Dangi
#164 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 2:57:40 PM
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Location: Nairobi
@leona,maybe its the way i walk or it doesn't really matter how one walks,women are just paranoid over everything Liar
Take care of the penny & the shilling will take care of itself
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Apple Bees
#165 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:37:28 AM
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Joined: 7/5/2008
Posts: 390
those who when they call you start by saying- WHERE ARE YOU? (UKO?) Is this a new form of greeting???
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kyukkamba
#166 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 12:25:00 PM
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Joined: 5/28/2010
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YAHOO ... after asking u to "Type The Text You See Below" they CONGRATULATE you Brick wall Bl***y what do u think I am??
Ni Uhuru wa Mbesha...Niguo kana tiguo?
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brav
#167 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:33:30 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
I'll put this way

Now: what IS pissing me off: Some idiotic client who calls our office with a support issue i come here at 11:00 and the guy keeps me waiting till now?Brick wall

I loath cheap dirty talk. not the Pondi one's this guy rocks bwana esp "Coitus interruptus" had to google and atleast that brought a giggle in the waiting room.

...and brats too i can't stand 'em
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muendoz
#168 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:58:43 PM
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Joined: 12/1/2009
Posts: 36
Somebody cracks a joke and you have to explain it to the guy next to you all over again.........and they even manage to laugh!!
I reward myself with beer!
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suwan
#169 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:31:09 PM
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Joined: 11/18/2009
Posts: 176
People who crack a joke which they are the only one who understands..they end up laughing alone.....
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Scubidu
#170 Posted : Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:34:05 PM
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Joined: 9/4/2009
Posts: 700
Location: Nairobi
You ask them to hold the lift, they can see you coming, but it's like their frozen..."HOLD THE LIFT", but all you see is blank faces...i mean seriously, just press the button, u have to stick ur hand to keep the lift from closing unless its one of those lift that close no matter what...ur smiling in anger and wish you'd poked one of their eyes out just b4 the lift closes...

...to make it worse then a lift just adjacent opens and you don't reach it in time cos the guy who entered closes it (not wanting to share it)...bloody Kenyan...true story btw.
“We are the middle children of history man, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives!" – Tyler Durden
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