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marex
#1681 Posted : Monday, May 27, 2013 12:08:13 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
washiku wrote:
Teacher: What does the Green
colour in the National Flag
represent??
Otieno: ( Shouting) Gor Mahia!
Kamau: ( Shouting) MPESA!
Mogaka: (Shouting ) Mandizi!
Kiplagat: (Shouting) Majani Chai!
Murungi: (Shouting) Miraa!
Mohamed : Cactus
Davie: Afya Center. (have never
stepped out of Nai)
Baraza: (Shouting) MULIRO
GARDENS!
Musyoka: (In a low voice) Aki ya
Ngai iyo Siyui

Applause Applause Applause Applause Laughing out loudly
The way I am
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nostoppingthis
#1682 Posted : Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:42:24 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi

C&P

...If you have slept with
over 8 guys you have absolutely no
right to call your
reproductive organ "A PRIVATE
PART" it now belongs to the
GOVERNMENT under the Ministry of
Tourism, Department of Explicit
Entertainment and Pleasure.
And if it happens to be more than
10 guys, it now belongs to the
UNITED NATIONS
Humanitarian Council under Donor
Aid.
And if it’s more than 15 it should
be prosecuted at the ICC for crimes
Against Distortion of Private parts...
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Wendz
#1683 Posted : Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:19:19 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
C& P

What we've reduced our animals to......

Ati Kenya animals chatting…

DOG: sasa pussy
CAT: poa sana doggy
DOG: habari ya madayz
CAT: waah ata usitaje, huskii niliingia ndani ya mtungi juzi?
DOG: LOl! sasa wewe niwapi huko ulingia? Guess mimi niliingia wapi ...?
CAT: pwahahaaa ...wee nawe ni mnoma aki, unawezaje chukua galfrend wa wenyewe.
DOG: Sikupenda aki pussy, wao ndo walijipa.
CAT: hahahaa iyo kweli ni kama ndrama, ni kama vindio (miaooo) ..c uniunganishie mmoja tusaidiane.
DOG: wee sema tu hivyo na niko wanted na sirikali
NGURUWE: heh, sisi ata tushaingia parliament wazito, raha nayo, ata kuna face painting ..
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richdad
#1684 Posted : Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:48:06 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/12/2010
Posts: 474
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
Teacher: What does the Green
colour in the National Flag
represent??
Otieno: ( Shouting) Gor Mahia!
Kamau: ( Shouting) MPESA!
Mogaka: (Shouting ) Mandizi!
Kiplagat: (Shouting) Majani Chai!
Murungi: (Shouting) Miraa!
Mohamed : Cactus
Davie: Afya Center. (have never
stepped out of Nai)
Baraza: (Shouting) MULIRO
GARDENS!
Musyoka: (In a low voice) Aki ya
Ngai iyo Siyui



Is it only me who don't see the 'joke' in such tribal posts?
Keep it simple
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dunkang
#1685 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 7:03:36 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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maka
#1686 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 7:52:35 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
richdad wrote:
washiku wrote:
Teacher: What does the Green
colour in the National Flag
represent??
Otieno: ( Shouting) Gor Mahia!
Kamau: ( Shouting) MPESA!
Mogaka: (Shouting ) Mandizi!
Kiplagat: (Shouting) Majani Chai!
Murungi: (Shouting) Miraa!
Mohamed : Cactus
Davie: Afya Center. (have never
stepped out of Nai)
Baraza: (Shouting) MULIRO
GARDENS!
Musyoka: (In a low voice) Aki ya
Ngai iyo Siyui



Is it only me who don't see the 'joke' in such tribal posts?

Its only you who doesnt see...our diversity shouldnt make as turn away from who we are,I never chose to be born in whatever tribe I am in...that then should make me proud for indeed its the Almighty God who saw it fit for me to be either Luhya,Kisii,Luo,Kikuyu,Kalenjin,Taita,Borana etc the joke isnt deragatory in anyway....
possunt quia posse videntur
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Angelica _ann
#1687 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 10:14:59 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,935
maka wrote:
richdad wrote:
washiku wrote:
Teacher: What does the Green
colour in the National Flag
represent??
Otieno: ( Shouting) Gor Mahia!
Kamau: ( Shouting) MPESA!
Mogaka: (Shouting ) Mandizi!
Kiplagat: (Shouting) Majani Chai!
Murungi: (Shouting) Miraa!
Mohamed : Cactus
Davie: Afya Center. (have never
stepped out of Nai)
Baraza: (Shouting) MULIRO
GARDENS!
Musyoka: (In a low voice) Aki ya
Ngai iyo Siyui



Is it only me who don't see the 'joke' in such tribal posts?

Its only you who doesnt see...our diversity shouldnt make as turn away from who we are,I never chose to be born in whatever tribe I am in...that then should make me proud for indeed its the Almighty God who saw it fit for me to be either Luhya,Kisii,Luo,Kikuyu,Kalenjin,Taita,Borana etc the joke isnt deragatory in anyway....


well put @maka. we should also appreciate that there are tribal jokes and jokes which promote tribalism. i think this falls under the former - acceptable.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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dunkang
#1688 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 3:27:55 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
#Stolen

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Kuna hii vako ya kusave na kuget kiloan kwa ile form ya Mshwari. Wagwan joh kwa ku-use Saf the Mambo byad Option.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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brav
#1689 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 6:44:10 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
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masukuma
#1690 Posted : Monday, June 17, 2013 8:10:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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