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XSK		#1641 Posted : Tuesday, April 09, 2013 6:17:58 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/8/2009 Posts: 975 Location: Nairobi		washiku wrote: dunkang wrote: washiku wrote: BEST ADVICE EVER! Hi :- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back 2 go n pack the car at home , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me. BEST REPLY:- Over heating of engine after such short distance ca...n be caused by problems associated with the radiator, u need to check oil and water level in your engine before u start your journey , u must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this will help!!! Oh one more thing if it does happen.. Do not go back home call your Insurance! Hii sasa imeshinda Bangi Hehehe...the advisor must have been a man. He just missed the point. He was just thought the problem was with the car coz he could not see any problem with the other issue You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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dunkang		#1642 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:03:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831		#thiefted OMONDI: Sweetie, mimi unataka kuja kutembelea wewe leo. WAMBU: Karibu sana my dear. OMONDI: Wewe ninaisii wapi? WAMBUI: (gives direction)...Ukifika kwa main gate, sukuma gate na mguu halafu uingie. Halafu ukifika kwa mlango ya nyumba finya bell ya number 14 na elbow. Nitakufungulia. OMONDI: Sawa sweetie. But why am I using my legs and elbow? Si mimi unawesa kutumia mkono changu? WAMBUI: Aiiii! Kwani unakuja mkono mtupu??? Nkt! Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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butterflyke		#1643 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:27:15 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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bkismat		#1644 Posted : Friday, April 12, 2013 10:22:54 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375		C&P Quote: Hi admin, naitwa Dorothy kutoka Kangundo Kawethei.Jana nilichinja kuku na nikapikia watoto na mama yangu.Bwanangu alipofika baadaye, nilimpakulia shingo, paja na tumatumbo kidogo twa kuku. Alikasirika na akapiga chakula teke.Akasema ninamdharau sana na akanichapa mbele ya watoto na mamangu. Leo asubuhi amenipeleka kwa wazee wa kijiji yaani traditional court .Niliambiwa hata kama napika sifai kuguza mapaja mgongo na mbavu. Nikauliza kama mimi na watoto tunafaa kula kichwa na rasa, nikaambiwa nimekosea wazee heshina na since mamangu hakunifunza mimi nayeye tumepewa punishment ya kufagia kijiji nzima kwa wiki tatu. Je inastahili wanawake wasile kuku? It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt... -Mark Twain
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Tebes		#1645 Posted : Friday, April 12, 2013 1:08:51 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097		C & P Mike Sonko just wrote on Mutula Kilonzo's wall. "Niaje mtu nguyaz. Siku mob jo, I hope hakuna beef. Btw my learned friend, hiyo number ya Kethi Diana niaje?" Oraro and 65 others like this. Kutuny Comments: Manze sonko jo! Umeamua round hii ni wasomi. Unadaisha kumvutia nangos? Wazi wazi, alafu mi pia unikumbuke. SONKO: Kutuny we nawe na sheng zingine za stone age! Ebu toa ufala na ushamba hapa, nabonga na wosomi. KUTUNY: Ooo, ni hivyo? SHEBESH: Ahem! MUTULA: We Kioko Mbuvi, who told you my daughter is for hooligans? WAITITU: Pwahahahaha, ati hoorigans!! Sonko si uangukie Shebesh manzi wa nai ka mutula anaringa hivyo? PASARIS: Ati manzi wa nai? Mscheeeeeew! MURUNGI: Hehe, aki Mutura (Mutula) si una matusi! Mwabie anyemeree Shebesh. KABOGO: Tihihihi. Murungi ni 'MUTULA,' si 'MUTURA.' Mutura ni ile sousage ya ma sufferers ka akina Waititu. Hehe, KUNG'OA NAYO! Murungi: @Kabogo kung'oa NI WEWE!! Pedra (pedler) wewe! SONKO: Enyewe hii story ilikua yangu na Mutush (mutula,) sijui nyi nae mmetokea shimo gani? MARY KIBAKI: @Sonko kwani mliachana na Chebech (Shebesh)? ROREST! MURUNGARU: Kweli hapa watu wana chida ya matamchi. @Mary na Murungi sijataja majina yenyu msinimeze. KETHI KILONZO: @Sonko una degree ama masters ngapi? Ama we pia una zile degree za Punjab University huko India? Kidero and Orengo like this. PETER KENNETH: @Kethi ebu niflash...0722... #Mike Sonko removes post.# *"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."*
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sparkly		#1646 Posted : Sunday, April 14, 2013 4:44:16 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi		@Tebes lmao... Life is short. Live passionately.
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sparkly		#1647 Posted : Sunday, April 14, 2013 4:48:49 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi		washiku wrote: Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind? Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me? Husband : No, what did he say? Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young. Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind Life is short. Live passionately.
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washiku		#1648 Posted : Sunday, April 14, 2013 8:48:49 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		butterflyke wrote: Wololo...and it happened right there even as she wrote the letter! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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hoodrat		#1649 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 12:43:28 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 262		C & P A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them are mine.Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all by yourself.Young cock: OK. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang.....!Before he could overtake the oldcock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,........ "Hell!!!! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week." Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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washiku		#1650 Posted : Tuesday, April 16, 2013 3:26:26 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A young couple(Mr & Mrs Karanja) that had been driving for hours decided to stop over at Sarova Stanley hotel for a night.they made an agreement that they would pay in the morning since the atm's were down. The man woke up early,collected money from the atm and went back to get ready for the journey ahead. when checkin out,they were shocked to get a bill of Kshs 50000. the man requestd to see the manager immediately. when he came down,the manager explained that they owned world class swiming pools, 3D cinema, best circus in southern africa, best jaccuzi's, 5star meals, limo rides around town and many other types of entertainment which are available to all customers. Angry, the man shouted "but i did not use any of those things". the manager looked at him and said "thats not my problem, they were here and u could have used them". After arguing for 5 more minutes, the man counted Kshs 1000 and gave it to the manager. Shocked, the manager said "this is only Kshs 1000, where is the other Kshs 49000?" The man smiled and said,"i charge Kshs 49000 for sleeping with my wife". Angry, the manager screamed, "but i didnt sleep with your wife". The man looked at him and calmly said "well, thats not my problem sir, she was here and you could have!!" A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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