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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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INSHA KUTOKA NYERI PAKA YETU Paka yetu ni ya rangi nyeusi, maitho make ni ma sako.ana kucha kali sana na kwanja ikiamka asubuhi yeye huenda kutia makali na gikingi Kia nyumba ngwarr ngwarr mpaka zinakua kali kama wahenga walisema chanda chema huvichwa Pete paka yetu hujificha chini ya diroo na panya anajileta anaskia makucha kachah anashikwo anakurwo tena hatoki hapo anangooooja panya mwingine anakujwo anashikwo kacha! ! anakufithio akiamuka anaumwo kiongo anakufa msuri. paka wetu anapenda msheso sana kama kushesa na mauthi na mukanda na kioo. paka yetu akiumwo ni tumbo anakulanga nyasi.kama mujuafio mgaagaa na umbwa hali wali mkafu kwa hivyo paka yetu hataki mcheso na umbwa asiumwe .paka yetu anaogopa maji moto sana
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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washiku wrote:Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me?
Husband : No, what did he say?
Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.
Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind nice one true mara that that  Thieves
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/9/2009 Posts: 1,262
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symbols wrote:A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding Anniversary. Tomorrow, his wife angrily told him, there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds Flat or you are dead meat!
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it. and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.  Best ever........
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Wife:Honey can u help me with the garden?? Husband:Do I look like a gardener?? Wife:Honey the toilet is broken!! Husband:Do I look like a plumber?? (Later the husband went out for lunch..& when he came back everything was fixed) Husband: Did u fix all of this?? Wife: No the neighbour's son did. Husband: Oh ok. Wife: He said I had to bake him a cake or sleep wit him. Husband: U gave him the cake right?? Wife: Do I look like a baker??
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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BEST ADVICE EVER! Hi :- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back 2 go n pack the car at home , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me. BEST REPLY:- Over heating of engine after such short distance ca...n be caused by problems associated with the radiator, u need to check oil and water level in your engine before u start your journey , u must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this will help!!! Oh one more thing if it does happen.. Do not go back home call your Insurance!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,824 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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washiku wrote:BEST ADVICE EVER!
Hi :- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back 2 go n pack the car at home , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
BEST REPLY:- Over heating of engine after such short distance ca...n be caused by problems associated with the radiator, u need to check oil and water level in your engine before u start your journey , u must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this will help!!! Oh one more thing if it does happen.. Do not go back home call your Insurance! Hii sasa imeshinda Bangi Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,935
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dunkang wrote:washiku wrote:BEST ADVICE EVER!
Hi :- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back 2 go n pack the car at home , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
BEST REPLY:- Over heating of engine after such short distance ca...n be caused by problems associated with the radiator, u need to check oil and water level in your engine before u start your journey , u must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this will help!!! Oh one more thing if it does happen.. Do not go back home call your Insurance! Hii sasa imeshinda Bangi  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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dunkang wrote:washiku wrote:BEST ADVICE EVER!
Hi :- I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2Km from home my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back 2 go n pack the car at home , when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don’t know what to do now please help me.
BEST REPLY:- Over heating of engine after such short distance ca...n be caused by problems associated with the radiator, u need to check oil and water level in your engine before u start your journey , u must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this will help!!! Oh one more thing if it does happen.. Do not go back home call your Insurance! Hii sasa imeshinda Bangi Hehehe...the advisor must have been a man. He just missed the point. He was just thought the problem was with the car coz he could not see any problem with the other issue
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