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essyk
#1621 Posted : Tuesday, March 26, 2013 10:11:01 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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King G
#1622 Posted : Thursday, March 28, 2013 1:39:09 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Amicus sotae- a friend of kusota

Amicus waiganjo-a fake friend

Amicus Kunywae….. friend of the bar

Amicus kanjo.... friend of city council

Amicus bensue: friend to Bensuda

Amicus momoae- a friend of momos

Amicus strongholdae.......a friend of Nithi

Amicus pinelae........ boyfriend

Amicus airportie ……. MWK

Amicus Habemus Papam……. friend of the pope
Thieves
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Annti_Christy
#1623 Posted : Thursday, March 28, 2013 2:03:03 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/27/2012
Posts: 320
King G wrote:
Amicus sotae- a friend of kusota

Amicus waiganjo-a fake friend

Amicus Kunywae….. friend of the bar

Amicus kanjo.... friend of city council

Amicus bensue: friend to Bensuda

Amicus momoae- a friend of momos

Amicus strongholdae.......a friend of Nithi

Amicus pinelae........ boyfriend

Amicus airportie ……. MWK

Amicus Habemus Papam……. friend of the pope


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Light Bearer
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McReggae
#1624 Posted : Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:18:25 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
A Trafic cop stops the car and the driver stopped, tha cop said"Congrats,u have won
Kshs 2000 for wearing ur seat belt and drivin nicely, so what are u gona do with the money? The driver said" I will buy my drivin licence"
The lady next to him said"Dont listen to him officer he alwys talk shit when he is drunk.

The drunk guy who was asleep back seat,wakes up and said"Ooh, i knew it we
... wouldnt get far with a stolen
car"

Then a knock from the boot
followed by a voice asking"Are we at the boarder
already??"
The Cop Fainted!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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arkard
#1625 Posted : Thursday, March 28, 2013 10:22:57 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 9/24/2012
Posts: 63
King G wrote:
Amicus sotae- a friend of kusota

Amicus waiganjo-a fake friend

Amicus Kunywae….. friend of the bar

Amicus kanjo.... friend of city council

Amicus bensue: friend to Bensuda

Amicus momoae- a friend of momos

Amicus strongholdae.......a friend of Nithi

Amicus pinelae........ boyfriend

Amicus airportie ……. MWK

Amicus Habemus Papam……. friend of the pope

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
this one made my night....
Above all, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life.
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washiku
#1626 Posted : Friday, March 29, 2013 9:37:43 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
SUPREME BABY NAMES IN KISUMU...

1. Amicus Curity Adhiambo.
2. Jurisprudence Awino.
3. Jurisdiction Omondi.
4. Kethi Achieng
5. Nazlin Ofuwa Ochot Odong'.
6. Sua Moto Ochieng.
7. Affidavias Omollo.
8. Disallow Onyango.
9. Interalia Wuod Nyombeyi.
10. Prima Facie Otieno.
11. Evidencia Owiti.
12. Third Respondent Auma.
13. Threshold Odhiambo.
14. Petitionila Achieng.
15. Respondetta Aus.
16. Jurida Oballa.
17. Oraro Oraro.
18. Oduol Oduol.
19. Unlawful Ochieng.
20. IsoOrder Ouma
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washiku
#1627 Posted : Friday, March 29, 2013 7:02:25 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?

Wife : Didn't you hear his good words to me?

Husband : No, what did he say?

Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.

Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind
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obiero
#1628 Posted : Friday, March 29, 2013 9:24:50 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/23/2009
Posts: 14,217
Location: nairobi
McReggae wrote:
A Trafic cop stops the car and the driver stopped, tha cop said"Congrats,u have won
Kshs 2000 for wearing ur seat belt and drivin nicely, so what are u gona do with the money? The driver said" I will buy my drivin licence"
The lady next to him said"Dont listen to him officer he alwys talk shit when he is drunk.

The drunk guy who was asleep back seat,wakes up and said"Ooh, i knew it we
... wouldnt get far with a stolen
car"

Then a knock from the boot
followed by a voice asking"Are we at the boarder
already??"
The Cop Fainted!!

Punguza bangi. Haha

KQ ABP 4.26
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symbols
#1629 Posted : Friday, March 29, 2013 11:12:04 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 2,552
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding Anniversary. Tomorrow, his wife angrily told him, there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds Flat or you are dead meat!

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it. and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.
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washiku
#1630 Posted : Friday, March 29, 2013 11:15:09 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
symbols wrote:
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding Anniversary. Tomorrow, his wife angrily told him, there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds Flat or you are dead meat!

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it. and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.


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