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Makueni County By-Elections
McReggae
#151 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:17:04 AM
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Shotgun wrote:
Naona wananchi watukufu wame catch feelings hapa smile smile smile

Kenyan politics is a chess game...most of the time we are all spectators reacting to political machinations.

My take, CORD will take the seat but it will be a hard battle.


Define the range that qualifies as a hard battle so that we can compare notes after the by-election mblo!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Shotgun
#152 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:46:35 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Shotgun wrote:
Naona wananchi watukufu wame catch feelings hapa smile smile smile

Kenyan politics is a chess game...most of the time we are all spectators reacting to political machinations.

My take, CORD will take the seat but it will be a hard battle.


Define the range that qualifies as a hard battle so that we can compare notes after the by-election mblo!!!



Watch our dear (guests) execute the plan in the next few weeks. You know what they did to your coalition of choice a few months ago.
smile smile smile
McReggae
#153 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:56:52 AM
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Shotgun wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Shotgun wrote:
Naona wananchi watukufu wame catch feelings hapa smile smile smile

Kenyan politics is a chess game...most of the time we are all spectators reacting to political machinations.

My take, CORD will take the seat but it will be a hard battle.


Define the range that qualifies as a hard battle so that we can compare notes after the by-election mblo!!!



Watch our dear (guests) execute the plan in the next few weeks. You know what they did to your coalition of choice a few months ago.
smile smile smile


I'm eagerly waiting, just give the range that will qualify the race as a hard battle!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Wendz
#154 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:58:00 AM
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washiku wrote:
dossy7 wrote:
Copy and Paste

Kethi Kilonzo announces candidature, Nduku follows suit. Kethi withdraws, and again Nduku follows suit. What do you think will happen when Kethi decides to get married?


KETHI KILONZO went to a hotel...

KETHI; waiter uko na kuku? niletee basi(receives a call from nduku)
NDUKU ON PHONE; "uko wapi kethi?"

KETHI; niko kwa hoteli mama.
NDUKU ON PHONE; "nakuja huko saa hii saa hii!"

#Nduku comes in with NGILU as Kethi is served her food.

NDUKU; waiter nataka kuku kama iyo...

WAITER; iyo ndio ilikuwa ya mwisho, bado utataka tu kama iyo?? utangoja uchinjiwe kuku????

NGILU; say yes!! say yes!!

NDUKU; YES! itabidi umetafuta vile ntapata kama iyo, please tusikosane!

WAITER; But...(kethi cuts him short)

KETHI; waiter, wacha nimpatie hii yangu basi akule, hata sikuwa na njaa saana!

NDUKU; nkt hata sasa sitaki, hata mi pia sikuwa na njaa saaaanalakini kama Kethi anataka kula hii kuku, nitampatia.... sio mimi nilisema "yes". Ni Ngilu alisema.!!

jaggernaut
#155 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:28:16 AM
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The choice facing Makueni residents is quite simple - to be in govt or languish in the opposition.
InnovateGuy
#156 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:30:05 AM
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Let me break it down for the dummies.

You want power? Guard your reputation. At the same time, poke holes into your opponent's reputation and let public opinion hang them.

That's what Kethi did. She painted Nduku in bad light. The people of Makueni are literally mad at Nduku. She has become a punching bag.

As for curses, the message resonates well with the people at mashinani. People raised in any part of Ukambani understand what a curse means.


Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
Magigi
#157 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:32:17 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
The choice facing Makueni residents is quite simple - to be in govt or languish in the opposition.

So what benefits are there in being in government? ... Devolution money will never get to the people of Makueni...You are as ancient as a dinosaur!!!
...Are you aware we have county governments...
McReggae
#158 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:33:32 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
The choice facing Makueni residents is quite simple - to be in govt or languish in the opposition.


I suppose you have been in govt since March......can enumerate your gains so far to convince the people of Makueni to follow in your footsteps????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
InnovateGuy
#159 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:34:42 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
The choice facing Makueni residents is quite simple - to be in govt or languish in the opposition.



This message won't sell. You can take this to the Jubilee Bank.
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
McReggae
#160 Posted : Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:39:57 AM
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Magigi wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
The choice facing Makueni residents is quite simple - to be in govt or languish in the opposition.

So what benefits are there in being in government? ... Devolution money will never get to the people of Makueni...You are as ancient as a dinosaur!!! ...Are you aware we have county governments...


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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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