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KAKAMEKAA!
A story is told of this young girl who boarded a matatu from town (NRB). The Matatu was headed for Western Kenya.On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and asked, 'Tumefika Naivasha?"
In amazement the driver answered her,"bado mtoto"On they moved and on reaching Kangemi the gal walked to the driver again, "Tumefika Naivasha?" "Bado" the driver replied.After another 10 mins, the girl asked the same question and the same answer was given.The driver was by now getting very irritated by the little one who was asking if they had reached Naivasha after every few minutes but the passengers just looked on.The next time she asked, the driver promised that he would alert her when they got to Naivasha, "Tukifika Naivasha, nitakuambia. "
So the young one relaxed, sat on her seat and perhaps even blacked out.On reaching Naivasha, the driver had neatly forgotten the deal,so he continued driving and twenty minutes after Naivasha the girl stood up and asked the driver the usual question. Oh oh, the driver had no words.Now that he had forgotten to keep his promise.The fellow passengers in anger started quarreling the driver for failing the young girl. They demanded that she be driven back to Naivasha then they proceed to wherever they were going. Being the good guy that he was, the driver turned the matatu around and drove back to Naivasha and told the girl,"Sasa tuko Naivasha. "
The girl stood up, stretched her hands to the luggage rack, picked her bag, opened it, removed bread and milk, sat down and started eating the bread and drinking the milk.Now everyone in the matatu wondered and just looked at the gal. So the driver goes, "Tumefika Naivasha, si ushuke!" and the girl goes,"Mami aliniambia nikifika Naivasha, nitoe mkate yangu na maziwa nikule."
"Na unaenda wapi?" asked the driver.The girl replies calmly and in between munches..."Naenda Kakamekaa".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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wilyum wrote:KAKAMEKAA!
A story is told of this young girl who boarded a matatu from town (NRB). The Matatu was headed for Western Kenya.On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and asked, 'Tumefika Naivasha?"
In amazement the driver answered her,"bado mtoto"On they moved and on reaching Kangemi the gal walked to the driver again, "Tumefika Naivasha?" "Bado" the driver replied.After another 10 mins, the girl asked the same question and the same answer was given.The driver was by now getting very irritated by the little one who was asking if they had reached Naivasha after every few minutes but the passengers just looked on.The next time she asked, the driver promised that he would alert her when they got to Naivasha, "Tukifika Naivasha, nitakuambia. "
So the young one relaxed, sat on her seat and perhaps even blacked out.On reaching Naivasha, the driver had neatly forgotten the deal,so he continued driving and twenty minutes after Naivasha the girl stood up and asked the driver the usual question. Oh oh, the driver had no words.Now that he had forgotten to keep his promise.The fellow passengers in anger started quarreling the driver for failing the young girl. They demanded that she be driven back to Naivasha then they proceed to wherever they were going. Being the good guy that he was, the driver turned the matatu around and drove back to Naivasha and told the girl,"Sasa tuko Naivasha. "
The girl stood up, stretched her hands to the luggage rack, picked her bag, opened it, removed bread and milk, sat down and started eating the bread and drinking the milk.Now everyone in the matatu wondered and just looked at the gal. So the driver goes, "Tumefika Naivasha, si ushuke!" and the girl goes,"Mami aliniambia nikifika Naivasha, nitoe mkate yangu na maziwa nikule."
"Na unaenda wapi?" asked the driver.The girl replies calmly and in between munches..."Naenda Kakamekaa".  ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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A woman was taking a shower when she heard a knock on her door. "who is it?" she asked. "It's me Tom," answered the guy. "Oh im coming, wait a second." she replied. She wrapped a towel around her then opened the door. Meanwhile Tom is a blind neighbour, so because of this she didn't cover herself, she was naked, she sat on the couch applying lotion. "she asked Tom: So, what made you visit me today? It's been a long time since I saw you, like two years ago." Well, I wanted to invite you to my party." Said Tom "oh,what party??" she asked "I went for an eye operation and now I can see clearly." said Tom. "Nice body by the way. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Best marriage proposal Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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1. niliwitness ni kama ndrama ni kama findeo.. 2. jamaneni.. 3. landiing ya ninii, ndegee, ikooo! ... 4. hiyo siyo kushapwo, ju hata wewe ukiwa umerara, adui yako, iwe, ama ikitaka kukuua, inaweza kukuua ju umerara na ukiwa umerara, fikirio yako haikuwa kwa huyo mutu. iko bari sana ju hata ukiwa umerara si unakuwaga umekufa nusu harafu ukabaki nusu, kwa hivyo hiyo ni kufishiwo, siyo kushapwo. kuna kushapwo, kushapana na kujifishiwo. mimi siyo mutu wa kushapwo na bibi. 5. sirikali tafadhali, niko saidi mbaya kabisa... 6. huyo siyo mwizi, anauzaga mtura pare gara...bonokodeh 7. when we entered the house, he started chuting his family members. he chot the wife on the thigh, then chot the dots and proceeded to chut himself on the head. those who were injured were rushed to kakamega general hospital, the doctors were trying to fight for their lives but unfortunately we lost the two of them.. 8. he was beaten like a, like a....like sitiupid like a mburukenge! 9. the brake failed and came Hon on a hagsent(accident) head-on whereby the truck of the KBheF, the driver of the KBheF 453 was burned to recognition and it was reported...we have two victim, which are already confirmed dead.. 10. wakati zilifika mahali ambapo tuko na ajali, kari sote mbili siliwesa kukonkana ana kwa ana.. 11. there was a pedestrian who was moving along the road, he was crushed over under was left dead. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/8/2008 Posts: 1,575
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The donkey has refused! I care!
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/21/2006 Posts: 422 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:
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4. hiyo siyo kushapwo, ju hata wewe ukiwa umerara, adui yako, iwe, ama ikitaka kukuua, inaweza kukuua ju umerara na ukiwa umerara, fikirio yako haikuwa kwa huyo mutu. iko bari sana ju hata ukiwa umerara si unakuwaga umekufa nusu harafu ukabaki nusu, kwa hivyo hiyo ni kufishiwo, siyo kushapwo. kuna kushapwo, kushapana na kujifishiwo. mimi siyo mutu wa kushapwo na bibi.
5. sirikali tafadhali, niko saidi mbaya kabisa...
6. huyo siyo mwizi, anauzaga mtura pare gara...bonokodeh
7. when we entered the house, he started chuting his family members. he chot the wife on the thigh, then chot the dots and proceeded to chut himself on the head. those who were injured were rushed to kakamega general hospital, the doctors were trying to fight for their lives but unfortunately we lost the two of them..
8. he was beaten like a, like a....like sitiupid like a mburukenge!
9. the brake failed and came Hon on a hagsent(accident) head-on whereby the truck of the KBheF, the driver of the KBheF 453 was burned to recognition and it was reported...we have two victim, which are already confirmed dead..
10. wakati zilifika mahali ambapo tuko na ajali, kari sote mbili siliwesa kukonkana ana kwa ana..
11. there was a pedestrian who was moving along the road, he was crushed over under was left dead.
Hiii haaaaaa!!!!!
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This donkey isn't male, right?  "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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