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One liners that changed lives...
essyk
#131 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 10:30:08 PM
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Tunaomba serikali itusaidie.
Sad


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
slickyoz
#132 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 12:00:45 AM
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Posts: 178
Location: Nairobi
Sheila wrote:
Former Bureti MP and Kenyan Minister of Health addressing crowds on Mau evictions....


1. “Does rain comes from trees or does it come from above?” (His listeners reply with a lot of conviction that it comes from the heavens)

2.”Even if you have been educated, even if you have ten degrees, or even 20, rain still comes from…?” (“from God above” replies the listeners.)

3. “I am not a young person age wise, all these years since I was born, I have witnessed rain coming from above!”

4. “The forests do not bring rain. Rain brings forests!” (Not an entirely false statement but very misinformed)

5. “All those claiming that rain comes from forests are thieves” (lol)

Wooouuuuuuiiiiii!!!!!!



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Wagwan
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
kenmac
#133 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:44:03 AM
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facing mount kenya
......Ecclesiastes
kenmac
#134 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:45:38 AM
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bloody bure kabisa
......Ecclesiastes
Money Whisperer
#135 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:50:14 AM
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Joined: 8/7/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
The laughter that came after this...
mburuke wrote:
its like raping a woman who is too willing......
-Kiraitu Murungi

"Money never sleeps"
Impunity
#136 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 11:36:35 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
"The passiion of a woman cannot be seen during the day"
> Hon. Shebesh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

chemos
#137 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 2:24:51 PM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
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USER PAP!!!!!
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