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kysse
#121 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 1:13:53 AM
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#122 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 6:50:43 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
Wazua Ghost....when I opened this thread I was all alone, only to find a "guest" stalking me.....


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Guest (1), simonkabz


This website can get spooky damn

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Lolest!
#123 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 8:45:18 AM
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which road is that @kabz?
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masukuma
#124 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 9:15:35 AM
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FancyFace wrote:
kanyayo...that maziwa he gave for free to primary schools..*ati it was laced with saitan***

hehe... I used to kunywa zote! I would convince superstitious fellows to give me theirs. halafu I would take home and let it 'lala' and 2 days later.... would enjoy maziwa lala all courtesy of superstitious fellows who believed in fingers, blood and pins being part of the milk.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
radio
#125 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 9:34:53 AM
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masukuma wrote:
FancyFace wrote:
kanyayo...that maziwa he gave for free to primary schools..*ati it was laced with saitan***

hehe... I used to kunywa zote! I would convince superstitious fellows to give me theirs. halafu I would take home and let it 'lala' and 2 days later.... would enjoy maziwa lala all courtesy of superstitious fellows who believed in fingers, blood and pins being part of the milk.


Then you owe me some money. Most of that "free" milk came Rom farmers in Nyandarua who supplied their milk to KCC and never got a penny for very long period of time.

Put your address here chap chap I drop you my demand note!
maka
#126 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 9:49:46 AM
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masukuma wrote:
FancyFace wrote:
kanyayo...that maziwa he gave for free to primary schools..*ati it was laced with saitan***

hehe... I used to kunywa zote! I would convince superstitious fellows to give me theirs. halafu I would take home and let it 'lala' and 2 days later.... would enjoy maziwa lala all courtesy of superstitious fellows who believed in fingers, blood and pins being part of the milk.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Rem those who carried the crates used to sneak some few for themselves...
possunt quia posse videntur
livie
#127 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 10:55:15 AM
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poundfoolish wrote:
bwenyenye wrote:
Give it to the guy, he never got caught up by the 'rich' lifestyle. The guy would actually drive himself from Kabarnet Gardens to his office at Statehouse and many other palces. His guards would tell you that he loved ponyokaing from them and would vanish for hours without them knowing that the mzee had 'hepad' home. One such time, he met his match on Waiyaki way and rammed a Mat while driving on the wrong side.. You should have seen the Mat dere's horror filled face as he was bundled in a police landi. The guy was never charged.... Hiyo story iliisha hivyo... But that man Moi.....!!!


sources aka moles aka reliable sources... told me, when he gongad the matatu, which was on the wrong as they usually are, Mzee chomoad his head from the window and asked the dere..in characteristic voice..clearing throat..

"Gijana igo nini?"

on noticing the face the dere was hard at work on his steering wheel(bila power steering those days)pinduad his ka mathree much to the chagrin of the unaware passangers..


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livie
#128 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 11:01:54 AM
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aemathenge wrote:
He banned the bionic man. I will never forgive him for that. Never.


six million dollar man aka "sixii"

niliudhika sana....
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
masukuma
#129 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 11:38:30 AM
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Location: Nairobi
radio wrote:


Then you owe me some money. Most of that "free" milk came Rom farmers in Nyandarua who supplied their milk to KCC and never got a penny for very long period of time.

Put your address here chap chap I drop you my demand note!

hiyo uliza the professor of politics... address yake ni Kabarak University - ukishindwa na hiyo refer to a certain thread in the SME section titled 'Defrauded after supply of goods"


maka wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Rem those who carried the crates used to sneak some few for themselves...


Lucky bastards!! they were living the life man!! I used to tafuta those ones with illustrations of a guy boxing or atleast some other manlly activities. that netball one was not popular at all with the boys in our school.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
simonkabz
#130 Posted : Saturday, June 07, 2014 1:42:11 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
which road is that @kabz?


Blue-Posts to Kenol section.
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